(Scene shows Deadshot on a job while on the phone)

Deadshot: (on the phone) So you exited to go to Disney world tomorrow, Sweet heart ?

Deadshot's daughter: Yeah I can't wait to go on all the rides with you daddy. Oh can I have The mickey mouse rice crispy treats when we get there ?

Deadshot: Of course I'll even get you the pretzels shaped like Mikey Mouse's  ears. (takes the shoot)

Deadshot's  daughter: Daddy what was that ?

Deadshot: Oh nothing sweetheart. I gotta traffic is getting pretty bad but Daddy will be home very soon to help you finish packing for our trip.

Deadshot's daughter: Okay I love you daddy

Deadshot: Love you too sweetheart (hangs up the phone) Man that was close. Okay now just to collect some payment  and then it's off to Disney world with my daughter.

(Batman jumps down)

Deadshot: Oh you gotta be kidding me !

Batman: I am vengeance ! I am the knight ! I am....

Deadshot : Yeah yeah cause your batman ! Can we get this over this I'm going to Disney world with my daughter tomorrow.

Batman : The only way your going to Disney world is in hand cuffs.

Deadshot: That makes no sense

Batman: Can we just fight !

????: Not without us  bats !

(In jumps Harley Quinn dress like Batgirl and Joker dress like Robin)

Batman: What ? What are two doing ?!

Harley Quinn: We're your new side kicks, I'm Bat Quinn and Mr. J is Robin !

Joker: This outfit I got from Jason Todd

(Everyone grimces)

(Batman tries not to cry)

Harley Quinn : Mr.J... That got dark

Joker: Hey I didn't mention the core bar

(Batman cries)

Batman: I need a mintue

Harley Quinn : Oh no Bman he didn't mean that.... Pudden you had to refrence Batman: Under the red hood !

Joker: What ? I was just saying that I got it from "that night" So people won't get confused.

Harley Quinn : Yeah that just put a bad taste in the Addunice's mouthes. They wanna have a good laugh not think about what happened to the 2nd bird boy !

Joker: Where do you think I got the Batgirl costume from

(Harley's eyes widen in relization as she quickly takes off the Batgirl costume and she's left in her jester outfit)

Harley Quinn  : I didn't want to be reminded of that "2016 movie"...

Joker: Batman V Superman ?

Deadshot: Dude that's.... That's messed up.

Joker: I'm played Jerod Leto what do you expect ?

Deadshot: You know what I don't have time for this I have to go to Disney world with my daug.....

Batman : Because I'm batman !

Harley Quinn : Ha ! He said it !

(Batman tackles Deadshot off the roof)

Deadshot: Son of biiiiiiiiittttttttch !!!!!!!!

Joker: That's our Batman !

(Police show up)

Police: Freeze !

Harley Quinn : Someone called the Fuiz !

Joker : I have an plan Harley

Harley Quinn: What's your plan Mr. J ?

Joker : Here take Harley ! (Shoves Harley to an cop)

Harley Quinn : Mr. J !

Joker: Sorry baby I'll see you in couple's consulting ! (Jumps off the rooftops) You'll never get me alive coppers !

Harley Quinn : Mr. J you get back here !

(Cuts to Deadshot tied up)

Deadshot: Things can't possibly get worse

Police: Freeze !

(Deadshot calls his daughter)

Deadshot: Honey I'm not gonna be able to make it to Disney world, Daddy got tied up.

(Cuts to Amanda Waller who comes back from the movies)

Rick Flagg: Hello Amanda Waller how was the movies ?

Waller: Terrible they ruined one of my favorite movies and the worst of all... Lex crop produced it.

Rick Flagg : Well that sounds awful but there's always....

Waller: That movie was so terrible that I'm making it my mission to take down Lex Luthor for this Terrible movie and all the hate and anger it caused people.

Rick Flagg  : Just for a bad movie ?

Waller: That's why I'm gonna make it my mission to assemble a team of super villians to take Luthor down.

Rick Flagg : That sounds unsafe mama

Waller: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Now assemble me the worst of the worst of the worst ! I want to take down this bald headed bastard ! Assemble Dc's version of Gurdainces  of  the  Galaxy !

Rick flagg: Uhhhhh how bad was that movie ?

Cast for the chapter :

My brother as Deadshot,Joker and Rick flagg

My cousin Haley as Harley Quinn 

Me as Amanda Waller, Deadshot's daughter