"This food looks delicious!" Jeongin marveled at the food items displayed on a long table at the morning buffet, and Ryan and Lily hopped around with their empty plates. 

"I want ice cream!" Ryan cheered, "Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!" 

"Ryan, we don't eat ice creams for breakfast," Aisha gently told him, and Lily snickered, saying, "Hahaha, stupid!" 

"Where did you learn that word from, Lily?" Chan asked, concerned. The five-year-old girl pointed at Felix, who was about to eat but paused halfway, with the spoon inches away from his open mouth. 

Chan glared at Felix, and to divert the attention, Amy called for the twins, "Kids! Let's have ice creams!" 

"YAYYY! AUNT AMY IS THE BEST!" Ryan joyfully skipped over to Amy with Lily. Aisha sighed. 

"Let's just eat, alright? Amy is gonna be a pediatrician, so she's good with kids," Miyeon reminded the old couple with the very obvious fact, and the two sulkily headed over to the table. 

Minus Amy, everyone sat around the large table, the table somehow fitting everyone around it. As they all began eating, they heard a jolly voice, "Hello, guests!" 

The entire group turned to look at Dongin standing with Amy, and they all sighed (including Amy). 

"Where are my kids?" Aisha asked, and Dongin smilingly responded, "They are at the kids' lounge of the resort. Don't worry; they're in good hands." 

"So, um, what brings you here, sir?" Chan was as respectful as he could be, even when he himself wasn't pleased with his appearance. 

Amy simply walked over to Felix and sat next to him. The younger Aussie hushedly asked her, "You okay? Did he do something?" 

"I'm okay, babe. I just somehow happened to run into him while getting the kids ice cream, and the dude started telling me how he was constipated this morning. Ruined my day already, lemme tell ya," Amy whispered back to him. 

"Aww, that's okay. I will make your day much better," Felix winked while lowly whispering, "And maybe the night, too." 

From his left, Hyunjin whispered to Felix, "Dude, we can hear you." 

"Anyways," Dongin cleared his throat, "I have a little game for you all today!" 

"Oh, finally something good," Seungmin remarked. 

"It's only for the couples." 

"Dammit!" 

Hyunjin and Jeongin rubbed his shoulders from either sides. 

"So, the game is," Dongin began, placing a bowl full of folded paper chits in the center of the table, "One person from every couple will draw a chit on behalf of the two of them-" 

"What if we are in a poly?" Jisung intervened, genuinely curious. 

Everyone turned to look at him. 

"Jisung, you're getting married," Chan stated. 

"WHO ELSE IS IT?" Sihyeon shrieked, "IS IT HYUNJIN?" 

Hyunjin spit out the water he was drinking, "WH-WHAT?" 

"IT HAS TO BE HYUNJIN!" Yiren added energetically, "HYUNSUNG IS TOO GAY!" 

"TH-THEN MINSUNG IS ALSO A SHIP!" Hyunjin panicked, uttering absolute bullshit, "HOW ABOUT M-MINHO?" 

Yiren and Jiwon collectively gasped. Minho started at the fake-Aussie, "BRO? I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP?" 

"SO AM I!" Hyunjin yelled, and Jeongin's head snapped towards him at the speed of light.

"WHAT?" Changbin's eyes widened, "YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL US!" 

"H-HE MEANS...!" Jeongin came up with a plan of action in about three seconds. You must be very impressed now, "HE MEANS THAT HE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIMSELF!" 

"I'm enjoying this," Minho was the only one satisfied around the table. 

"What bullshit, Yang Jeongin?" Jiwon made a face, referring to Jeongin's statement. 

"Haven't you seen him? Him?" Jeongin stood up and walked over to a halted Hyunjin's seat, framing his face with his hands (and almost slapping him), "He draws himself! What level of self-love do you even need to do something like that? The Hwang Hyunjin level!" 

The table fell silent, until Dongin spoke, "...One member of a poly is okay, too." 

"I wanna go home..." Seungmin was resigned. 

"THE GAME IS," Dongin was reaching his level of saturation, but look which story this is, what do you expect, "That the chits marked with a red heart will have the couple go to a secluded corner on the beach and confess something that the other doesn't know. Your privacy will be maintained. Oh, and only three couples will get a chance to do this." 

"And how will this help us?" Miyeon questioned. 

"According to a survey-" 

"Stop, dude, we'll do it," Minho scrunched his face up and fished out a chit, and it was marked with a heart, "Oh?" 

"Winning at life, I see," Yiren applauded. 

And so, apart from Minho and Yiren, Jisung and Sihyeon, and Changbin and Miyeon got the red-hearted chit. 

"Who goes first?" Changbin asked, and Felix spoke up, "Let's send the to-be-married couple first!" 

"Alrighty!" Jisung happily got up, helping Sihyeon up as well, and the two walked off. 

"I wonder what they're gonna talk about," Jeongin remarked. 

(a/n: oh ho ho, you're NOT ready for the next chapter 

GUYS, I STARTED A YANG JEONGIN ANGST STORY CALLED 'HER RANTS'!! It also begins as a social media AU, but it gets sad lmao PLEASE CHECK IT OUT, I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO WRITE IT WELL!! 

And did you like this? :3 

thanks for reading! i love you!)