hi i'm still writing the Lily/Peter etc ones but here's a few random ones I forgot

· So I don't think that Remus would've been bullied or anything, but if you think no one ever made a mean comment/joke about his scars then you're just,,, wrong, kids are fucking ruthless and scars are such an easy target. And at first, maybe 1st-3rd year, they REALLY bother him bc he's still little and scared of people finding out his ✨ furry little problem ✨ and self conscious. during this time whoever makes fun of Remus gets a personal escort to a three day hospital wing visit by Black & Potter

· But by fourth year Remus is done with literally everyone (except a certain PunkRockFamilyDissapointment™) so he just comes with the snarkiest comeback eVER within seconds and usually they are sent home crying

· and. I came up with this one two nights ago it is heartbreaking. Sirius is so weirdly short because all the hexes he got hit with by his parents at such a young age stunted his growth

· Anyway Remus was no better than the others and in the flat he shares with Sirius there are at least five mugs half full of cold tea at all times. Remus can be found doing sudoku puzzles with his hair frizzy, a chocolate bar half in his mouth, his sleeves rolled up and the same sweater he's been wearing for six days straight

· Remus and Sirius' flat also has a bunch of half dead plants, they have a "pet" moth, and there is lube on every side table in the house. "In case of emergency ;)"

That's all bye