Queen Mother
From 'a' to 'z' she has a category.
I might say, Accounting is one of her favorites,
and my budget is always at risk.
She won't easily be swayed by mere begging, even the dramatic pleading.
Mother knows best, that wasn't an old saying,
She knows everything before you even say anything.
If you don't want Catastrophe to fall upon you
You better know the importance of curfew,
Unless you have powers to get through walls,
Or forever live like a camper in front of your door.
Inspectors and Judges have no match on her,
Especially when it comes to parties and dress codes.
When her eyes quickly shifted from head to toe,
Expect the blessing of 'No' in return.
By all means, if you want to continue the blessing of 'Yes' from the Queen.
Never leave your room Unclean to avoid being evicted tomorrow morning.
Though she's tight like soldiers, bold like marines.
She will never ever forget your daily needs.
You will see it in your fridge, no carbs more on veggies.
True this woman is hard and rough like a mountaintop,
But her heart is made of soft rock like a cream puff,
You just need to learn the art of kisses and charming eyes,
To have unlimited access to the car keys every party night.
Hey! If you think I'm done, then think again!
Because I haven't yet said her important traits,
She's a self-proclaimed therapist whenever I have the disease
She can turn your 3 days fever into a week, and she will tell you
'I am the best in this field'
A chef wannabe of eggs and sandwiches
'Thank God someone invented drive-thru and deliveries'
Inborn artist especially in my clothing that always has ruffles and beads
'The reason why I fell in love in T's and leggings'
A frustrated prosecutor and her subjects are my choices
'Sorry guys, the First impression last her motto in life'
But despite everything, she is my keeper and avid supporter
Though she is not a fan of the zoo which I considered my sanctuary
'Cause she said, everything stinks like rotten pigs'
Yes! She has sharp tongue and the worse critic in town
But she is the best teacher I have since I opened my eyes,
The irreplaceable best friend whether I like it or not,
And the only beloved Queen Mother I ever had,
Even though she has anger management for the rest of her life.
~Darkcamelot
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