Once upon a time there was a wild Shrek. Far far, away, there was a village, and in that village was a wild Markiplier. (A/N see where I'm going with this XD) One day, the wild Markiplier roared: "MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER. GIVE ME YOUR JACKSEPTICEYE." Ethan and Lily ran out to protect the mighty Jacksepticeye. Brendon protected the precious foreheads that were living in the village. Pete and Patrick began building a wall of potatoes to protect Jack. Jake Paul ran outside, singing "It's Everyday Bro" with a lot of earrape effects and autotune. A giant Elf On The Shelf stepped on him and laughed. Inhaling Seagull started screeching and flying around. Team 10 ran around, singing off-key Ocean Man at the top of their lungs. Far away, as Brendon protected his precious foreheads, Ryan Ross ran in. Brendon turned into a cactus in shock.

I don't even know anymore....

I may add some alter-egos into this.

What do you think XD