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But first a lot of these are heavily inspired by UnwaveringThoughts 's and LittleDonutTohru 's

Their books are amazing, give em a read (honestly I'm still surprised that UnwaveringThoughts followed me. My water left my mouth when I seen it)

I wanted to give them credit and also wanted to share their pages

But anyway......

Let's-a go!

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(Hannah and Zay)

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Alex: You know what makes me happy?

Everyone else in the house: ....

Alex: [points at his sister, Hope who is sleeping and smiling] That!

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Hope: Hey Hannah? How do you spell Hawaii?

Hannah: Well first you need two i's

Hope: [putting her hand over her eyepatch] My life is just a joke to you isn't it Hannah?

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Zay: Not a word

Hannah:

Hannah: Iuminescence!

Zay: That's a word you Chipmunk!

Hannah: [hands on her hips] Oh I see how it is! Two weeks ago while playing scrabble, "iT's nOT a wOrD"! Now it's a word cause it's convenient it you Pinky!

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Alex: Nothing is free

Kyle: Love is free!

Trey: Friendship is free!

Hope: Sleep is free!

Hannah: Knowledge is free!

Nick: Air is free!

Kate: Everything is free if you take it without asking

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Hannah: [on top of a table] I have a plan!

Hope: No killing or stabbing or making someone drink your experiments

Hannah: [glum and getting off the table] I don't have a plan

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Hope: [is choking on a strawberry]

Zay: Help! I need to call 9-1-1 but the 9 button isn't working!

Hannah: Just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Alex: [taking the phone from Zay] Genius!

Hope: [stops choking momentarily] What the fuck?!

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Zay: [gets down on one knee]

Hannah: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Zay: [ties his shoelaces]

Hannah: [crying] He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

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Hope: Any ideas?

Trey: Yes, but they all require a green lantern and a power ring

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Bethany: What if door bells went dong ding instead of ding dong?

Nick: Don't say something like that

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Hope: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?

Kyle: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Hope: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Kyle: But I heard sirens.

Hope: That was Trey.

Trey: I'm sorry, I got nervous.

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Anyone: [attacks the House]

Hope:

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Hannah: Remember kids! The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down

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Nobody:

Not even fucking god:

Hannah: If I had a dick I would put it in a bag of doritos so it tasted good when you suck it

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Funny descriptions

Hannah: I may look cute and pint-sized but I'll crush you if you touch my makeshift family also fuck Zay also I'll kill you with psychological mind powers if you touch him

Zay: You call me Pinky I'll kill you also fuck Hannah but I'll kill you if you touch her

Alex: Hi, yes, my little sister is the one stabbing that guy in the face also you touch her or anyone else I care about, you'll see my storm

Kyle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bethany: I am well aware I am adorable but I'm not afraid to kick your ass if you touch anyone here. Especially if you touch Delilah

Nick: Holy fuck I need a drink after this but touch anyone here, you die bitch

Trey: Fuck this it's video game time

Kate: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum bitch

Hope: So I decided to adopt these sacks of shit but their my sacks of shit. Got it? I'm also quite literally the most dangerous person in the room

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Bethany: Hey do you guys think that I can fit 10 giant marshmallows in my mouth?!

Nick: Your a hazard to society

Kate: And a coward. Do 20

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Hannah: [pushes a door that says pull]

Kate: Push harder

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Hope: We're siblings right?

Alex: Normally I say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere and I'm not sure I like somewhere

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Kate: So what are your goals?

Hope: To be banned from every major city's public transportation except Melbourne, Australia. I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it

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Hannah: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Hope: They need adult supervision.

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Hope: Am I nuts?

Alex: Are you asking as a sibling or a therapist?

Hope: Which one is cheaper?

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Bethany: I think we should appreciate the little things in life!

Hope: [kugs and kisses Hannah and Zay]

Hannah and Zay: We are not little!! Get off!!

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Hope: I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of whiskey, or 2 weeks of sleep

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That was fun

Love y'all❤! Stay safe! Bye!

- lady💙

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