3rd person pov

At 9:30 a.m, a small black boned skeleton began to stirr.

'nNnNgh... whAt a hEaDaChe...'

Error thought groggily as he became more aware of his surroundings.

He tried to lift his upper body, but found that he couldn't.

'...wHat tHe...?'

He blinked once, then twice. His vision began to clear.

He looked down at what he was laying on top of, and saw that it wasn't the colour of his bed.

He looked around some more.

"i'M sTilL iN tHiS dUmB cElL... sO wHaT aM I lAYiNg oN...?'

Error pondered, his still half asleep brain not functioning.

Then... somebody else began to wake.

"Hnnng..."

"..."

*Beeeeeep...*

"...huuhhnnn...?"

Ink mumbled groggily.

He blinked, and saw Error, who had crashed.

'...guess he woke up sooner than expected...'

Ink thought to himself as he sat up, Error still snuggled in his lap, blanket still around them both.

Ink sighed, and pressed Error's reboot button. While he waited for Error reboot, Ink stroked the top of Error's skull boredly.

He didn't know why, but he felt heat slowly rise in his cheeks. Despite him not taking his vials since last night, a warm, fuzzy feeling of happiness set in his rib cage.

'Why do I feel this way...? This is my enem-... no, I want something more then that. I want to be his friend. I want to be close with him. I want to show him that he doesn't need to destroy. That he too can find happiness. I will help him get better.'

*Ink is filled with DETERMINATION.

"But for now... I should make breakfast for everyone."

I moved Error off of me, and re-tucked the blankets around him.

I opened the door and closed it, re-locking all the locks.

I trudge up the stairs, and yawn. I then walk into the kitchen, and open the cupboard and grab pancake mix. I grab eggs from the fridge, and milk.

I put those ingredients on the counter, and go into another cabinet to grab a mixing bowl. I put it beside the ingredients. Lastly, I go into a drawer and grab a wooden spoon.

I pour the mix into the bowl, crack the egg on the side of the bowl and spill the contents into the bowl and dump some milk inside the bowl. I stir it all together until it's a thin substance.

I quickly grab a pan, and put it on the stove. I heat up the stove, and pour some of the mix into the now- heated pan.

I wait for it to cook, then grab the pan and move it in an upwards motion- sending the pancake into the air, flipping it perfectly.

"MmMmMmmMm foOod..."

Dream practically floats beside me, and reaches for the now- finished pancake. I grab the wooden spoon.

Thwack!

"Owwwww-!"

"No! Wait 'till it's ready!"

Dream pouted, and walked over to the kitchen table; plopping himself into a chair with a "hmph!"

I continue to make pancakes, and greet Blue as he comes downstairs.

Soon, all the pancakes have finished and there is no more mix in the bowl. I got out 4 plates, and put 2 pancakes on each person's plate. I buttered all the pancakes, put whipped cream on top of every one, put a raspberry on top then drizzled it over in maple syrup.

I picked up two plates, and gave them to Blue and Dream.

"THAnk yOu!!"

They both said in unison, then they dug in. I walked back to the other two plates, and grabbed mine and Error's. I grabbed a fork and a knife for myself and Error, then walked out of the kitchen.

I headed down the stairwell, and put the plates down on the ground. I unlock every lock, and open the door a crack. I grab the plates, and push the door completely open with my foot. I walk in, put the plates down on the ground and close the metal door, and flick the lock. Then, I grab the plates and set them down on the desk in the left corner of the room.

I then walk over to Error, who was almost done rebooting. While I wait, I grab the chair from the desk and move it beside Error's bed.

Error is at 96%, I'm gonna eat my pancakes first. I walk back over to the desk, grab my plate and walk back to the chair and sit in it. I begin to eat my pancakes-

Ahhsjjzjdjdjfkd they're soo gooood~!

(Breaks keyboard cutely 0w0)

(PLEASE TELL ME TO STOP-)

(WHY DID I SAY THAT)

(BSJJDJXJDJDJ)

(Weeby died.)

I finished them in 20 seconds, beating my record.

Error is now at 97%.

I move him into a sitting position, and he surprisingly doesn't fall over. He's kind of like a rusty doll when he's rebooting...it's cute. Ooh, that has me thinking... how would Error look in a frilly dress?

...why am I thinking about that?

...though, it wouldn't be a bad idea to draw it out later.

I FORGOT TO TAKE MY VIALS-

I quickly teleport into my room, grab my vials and drink out of them. Once I'm done, I teleport back into the cell.

I see Error blink the glitches out of his eyes. I guess he's done.

"Good morning Error!"

I wonder if he remembers what happened last night.

Error looks at me, glaring. I'm not surprised.

"So, I made you breakfast!"

I walk over to his desk, and grab his plate of pancakes. I walk back, and sit down in the chair.

Error looks at me, the food, then back to me.

He then looks at his arms, then back to the plate.

"i'M noT hUngRy."

"But Errorrrr, I made this just for you~ it would be such a shame for it to go to waste, wouldn't it?"

I whined, but still held a small, cocky grin on my face.

"fIne, unChAiN mE aNd i cAn eAt iT."

"Nuh uh uh, I don't want you attacking me out of nowhere again, or stabbing yourself with the cutlery."

Error looked at me dumbfounded.

"oHhHh hElL nO!"

He leaned back, looking at me with slight disgust and anger.

"I kNow eXaCtlY wHat yOu'rE gEtTinG aT hErE!"

By now, his food would be getting cold.

"Fine, I'll unchain your arms."

I reached over, and quickly unchained his arms and then passed him the food, and cutlery.

He eyes it up suspiciously.

He then glares at me, and hesitantly begins eating.

His eyes glimmer, and a faint blush crosses his cheeks as he chews on the pancake.

He then catches himself, looks at me, and gives me another nasty glare.

He's so cute.

He quickly finishes them, and doesn't look as grumpy for once. Until I grab the chains to put back on his cuffs.

"Come here please."

"nO!"

He arches his back slightly, and scoots himself backwards on the bed.

I don't really feel like getting punched across the face again.

"Error cmon- just cooperate here!"

"ŃØ!"

I sigh, becoming slightly irritated.

"I don't feel like being attacked again! You know it's gonna happen again!"

"sÓ?! Į dÒn'T çArË!"

"This is exactly why they're going back on!"

The intensity of Error's glare increases by the second.

"Ī wØń'T łÊt ÿÓú!!"

I let my gaze become cold.

"You have three options here.

I jump on you and force you into them, knock you out or you let me put them on now."

His resolve seems to quiver and break under my gaze.

He then rebuilds it and snarls at me.

"ŃÊĪTHÊR!!"

I take a step towards him, and he pushes himself further into the wall.

"Ten."

He doesn't back down.

"Nine."

His eyes narrow even more at me.

"Eight."

I see a single bead of sweat roll down his skull.

"Seven."

That single bead turns into two drops of sweat.

"Six."

He begins to look more nervous.

"Five."

He seems to shrink back even further.

"Four."

He still hasn't given in.

"Three..."

His eyes stay locked with mine, and he begins to sweat a lot.

"Two..."

He presses himself even further against the wall.

"One..."

Welp, I don't feel like jumping on him, and if I want some time to monitor AU's and make sure Nightmare isn't causing a ruckus... it'll be best if I just...

"Z e r o ."

In one fluid moment, I reach into my pocket, grab the remote and press the button.

"HGh-!"

Error jerks. Moments later, his eyelids begin to droop, and he crumples over.

I sigh, and walk over to him after a minute has passed. I chain his arms together once more, and move him into the bed, tucking him in again. Geez, how many times have I done this now? I think that 79% of this crummy fanfic is me tucking Error into his bed.

I exit the cell, locking all the doors as I do so. I walk upstairs, and walk up another set of stairs. I turn into the right hallway, and stop at my door. I walk in, and shut the door behind me. I strip off all my clothes, and choose a set of clothing from my dresser.

A cyan tee, beige jumper, vibrant red sneakers, with yellow socks. Lastly, I sling my vial sash over my right shoulder, and put broomie in his holster on my back.

And, I'm ready.

I send a text to Dream and Blue telling them I'm out monitoring AU's, and that I knocked Error out for a bit.

They quickly texted back, telling me not to be too long.

I typed a simple "ok", and took broomie out, and slapped a portal into existence and hopped through it.

I first decided to check up on Undertale, the original.

I snuck around, and once I was sure everything was normal I left to the next AU.

Underswap.

Everything there was fine, other than witnessing Stretch running into a tree as he seemed rather drunk. I quickly left.

Underfell.

Everything was normal there, or at least... as normal as things could ever be.

Reapertale.

Normal.
(Pfff, how can you say normal when you literally just witnessed Reaper dancing around, screaming "I'M A BIRD! I PECK AT GENO'S ASS!")

Echoetale.

Normal.

Alternate Reality.

The norm.

OuterTale.

Beautiful as always.

Underlust...

Yeah, you get the idea.

I had checked up on every AU, even if I eventually got too lazy to go to them physically. Nightmare wasn't around causing terror, I even texted Dream and he said there wasn't any problematic negative feelings. Everything was peaceful today.

It's nice. No AU's being destroyed... no AU's getting attacked... nobody's dying... this is pretty nice. However, it won't last long, will it? Just because Nightmare and his goons aren't out right now doesn't mean they won't come out. They could be planning something, and we have to be prepared.

Well, my shift is over for today. I should go check up on Error, unless if Dream or Blue already has... nah, he's still my responsibility, I should go check up on him. Wait- I should bring him some chocolate from Underfell! I think he'll like it!

I quickly portal into Red's house, sneak to the fridge and quickly snag some chocolate.

"HEY!!"

Oh shit- I portal away, chocolate in hand.

(Red spazzes out angrily.)

I end up in the kitchen of my house, and luckily without a bone lodged up my ass like last time.

I sigh, and walk upstairs to Dream and Blue's room.

I knock on Dream's door first.

"SHIT- HIDE IT HIDE IT-"

"I AM-"

"ACKK-"

I hear a loud thud, and barge in.

"Is everything oka-..."

Dream and Blue are in pink frilly dresses, with high heels, wearing tons of makeup. A skeleTON.

And they're... oh... oh wow...

Dream is on the ground, his legs spread slightly open. Blue is in between his legs, with one of his hands pinning Dream's wrist to the ground, the other hand beside Dream's head. Their faces are quite close.

I knew I should've sound proofed our rooms.

"Ohh my~ what do we have here?~"

"I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-!"

"Y-YEAH! YOU SCARED US, AND I'M IN HEELS SO I FELL!!"

"Then why haven't you gotten up yet? And why are you both blushing so deeply?~"

Both of their faces turn golden and blue.

"Well, I'll give you two your privacy in a moment, but do you know if Error's awake yet?"

They both said no, then glared at me. I walked out, wiggling my bonebrows. I close the door.

I walk downstairs, and into the basement.

With Dream and Blue... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"...That made me kinda horny."

"...SAME."

"..."

"..."

"Wanna see who's dick is bigger?"

"SURE! BUT CAN WE GO GET CORNDOGS AFTER?"

"Yeah!"

It turned out, Blue's was bigger. So then they went out, and got corndogs. They stayed out for a bit, and when they came back they decided to slow dance together in Blue's room.

...you ship it now, don't you...?

AGH WHAT AM I GONNA DO- SHOULD I STICK TO DUSTBERRY AND DREAM X SOMEONE ELSE, OR SHOULD I JUST DO DREAMBERRY, AND HORRORDUST?!

AKZKSKXKJDJDKEKXKDKDKKEKX-

Love you guys, byeeee~!

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