A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf who was a HUGE help with this chapter.

In Verosika's studio, she and her crew were getting ready for their big night at Ozzie's with you arriving with your and Loona's outfits.

Y/N: Hey, Sugar Mama.

Verosika: Hey, Babe.

You share a kiss.

Verosika: Go get Loona and we'll finish up.

You do as your asked and head across the hall to the IMP office where you see Blitz-O walking out while whistling.

Blitzo: Oh, what could YOU possibly want?

Y/N: I'm here to take your daughter out to Ozzie's, where afterwards I plan to fuck her brains out.

Blitzo is practically frothing at the mouth and about to draw his gun.

Y/N: Now I know this will be difficult, but think really hard about literally every other time you've tried that on me.

Blitzo just pulls his hand from his gun and walks off cursing under his breath.

Y/N: That's what I thought.

You enter the office and notice Millie feeling up Moxxie while purring and Loona looking at her phone with not a fuck to give.

Y/N: That's adorable. Hey, Loonie.

Loona looks up from her phone, then runs and embraces you.

Loona: Hey, Daddy.

You passionately kiss as Millie and Moxxie look on.

Millie: Aw, ain't that sweet.

Moxxie: Now she knows how we feel.

Loona: Are we ready for tonight?

Y/N: You and I just have to get dressed.

Millie: What's happening tonight?

Loona: My awesome boyfriend (nuzzles her nose against yours) is taking me to Ozzie's.

Millie: Really?

Moxxie: You too?

Y/N: We're going with Verosika and the others.

Moxxie: Oh, Millie and I-

Y/N: Don't care. Come on, Loonie.

You wrap your arm around Loona and you head over to the studio.

Moxxie: Must he be so rude?

Millie: Come on, Moxxie. He just wants to spend time with his girlfriends.

Moxxie: I guess you're right, and at least he doesn't insult us.

Back in the studio You, Loona, Verosika, and the others are all dressed for Ozzie's

Verosika:

Loona:

Y/N: 

Verosika: Looking sexy, Loona.

Loona: Right back at you.

Y/N: Are you sure about this? I look like some weird industrial German dude.

Loona: Believe us, Daddy.

Loona & Verosika: You look hot.

Y/N: You really think so?

Loona & Verosika: We know so.

They get up close and run their hands down your chest to your belt.

Loona: Besides, if you don't like it.

Verosika: We can always tear it off later.

Y/N: That sounds like a plan.

The whole group make their way to The Lust Ring and then to Ozzie's where they meet the bouncer who has large black and white horns and a pair of wings on his back. 

Y/N: Uncle Jesse?!

Jesse: Y/N!

The two of you do this.

https://youtu.be/oJ6Ks-2F4jg

Jesse: Well I'll be damned. You really do have six girlfriends, including Verosika Mayday.

Y/N: Everyone this is my father Halford's brother, Jesse.

Loona: I can definitely see the resemblance.

Verosika: You even have the same type of wings.

Jesse: Yeah, we tore up all kinds of shit. Now I don't wanna hold up your evening anymore than I already am so head on in.

Y/N: See yah, Uncle Jesse.

Jesse: Don't have too much fun! Hey, you six keep him out of trouble, yah hear?

Harem: We try.

Once inside everyone marvels at the interior of Ozzie's with the ambient lighting, music, and abundance of demons. As you and the harem make your way to the bar, you came across a couple Baphomets. 

Paradise & Lavender: Hey, Y/N!

Both tightly embrace you.

Y/N: Paradise, Lavender!

Paradise: Sorry to intrude on your date.

Lavender: It's just been a little while.

Y/N: It's great to see you two.

Paradise: Hate to cut this short but we have to get back to work.

Lavender: You six are lucky.

Both Baphomets give you a kiss on the cheek then spread their wings and fly up to their dancing cages.

Verosika: How do you know them, babe?

Y/N: (a little embarrassed) We hooked up before I started dating all of you.

The group continues to the bar passing by the stage where they, or at least you, get noticed by the dancers and the stagehand.

A/N: It's only the girls since Jesse is the bouncer, the short guy is clearly a waiter, and Pringle is the Goetia butler.

Lithe & Dancers: How's it hanging, Y/N?

Y/N: Long, hairy, and hard to carry.

Lithe & Dancers: Don't we know it.

Lithe and the Dancers each blow a kiss to you before they get back to work, then you turn and see the harem collectively giving you raised eyebrows.

Loona: More old flames we should be aware of?

Y/N: I did tell you everyone before you was just Lust.

Loona: You did say that.

You and the harem take your seats at the bar and order drinks from Wally Wackford. As your drinks are prepared, you're approached by a trio of waitresses.

Hen: Welcome to Ozzie's.

Robin: We'll be serving you tonight.

Crane: Can we get you off, I mean start you off, with some appetizers?

All three notice you.

Waitresses: Hey, big guy.

Y/N: My birds of a feather.

Hen: So you really did settle down.

Robin: No surprise it takes six girls to ring you in.

Crane: You're all lucky girls, he took all three of us once, we couldn't walk right for about a week. Now, your orders.

After taking the group's orders, all the girls look at you.

Y/N: Uhhh...

Verosika: Loona's right, you are a man whore.

Y/N: (kinda sheepish) What can I say, I got game.

Wackford: Your drinks.

Y/N: (relieved) Oh, thank Satan.

You all take a sip of their drinks and get disgusted looks with you spitting yours out.

Y/N: What the fuck is this shit, Wally Wackoff?!

Wackford: Hey, no need to-

You wrap your hand around Wackford's head and toss out from behind the bar.

Y/N: You're fired.

You then climb over the bar and mix the drinks properly much to everyone's satisfaction.

Verosika: Much better.

Loona: Musician, fighter, mixologist, and a lovemaking machine. Is there any way you can be a more perfect boyfriend?

Y/N: We can always find out. (notices something) Well, I'll be damned.

The harem turns and sees what You had noticed. Your dads.

Halford is wearing a red and black suit with space cut out for his wings.

He also had his black and white horns polished to a mirror shine.

Lee is wearing a glittering cocktail dress along with a pair of high heels.

Y/N: They went all out.

Loona: For such a rugged dude, Halford cleaned up nicely.

Verosika: Lee is looking fine in that dress, I'm almost jealous.

They notice you sneaking up on them while taking an ice cube out of your drink and slipping it down the back of Lee's dress.

Lee: This evening has been wonderful, Daddy- AH!

He shakes off the ice then pulls his balisong from his garter and opens it before turning around, only to see you smirking at him while taking a sip from his drink.

Lee: Y/N?!

Y/N: Hey, dad, pops.

Lee smiles, puts away his knife, and hugs you.

Lee: You asshole! (hits your chest with no effect) Wait, if you're here. Does that mean? (notices the girls) Hey girls!

The harem: Hey Lee, Halford.

Halford wraps an arm around your shoulder.

Halford: Treating your girls right, I see.

Y/N: Ultimately Verosika set this up, but yes I am treating them right. How's Marilyn?

Halford: She's good, I would've brought her along but-

Y/N: Sinners can't leave The Pride Ring.

Halford: Exactly.

Lee: She did however help me pick out this dress. Now, how about you quit fucking with us and get back to your girlfriends? A night at Ozzie's isn't something that happens often. But first, give us a hug.

You hug both of your fathers before going back to your girlfriends and making more drinks behind the bar, where shortly after you're approached by two individuals.

Ozzie: Verosika, baby!

Verosika: Ozzie!

Ozzie crouches down and they give each other professional kisses.

Ozzie: Good to see you could make it.

Verosika: I'd never miss an opportunity to perform here.

As they're talking, Fizzarolli creeps up and hugs you from behind.

Fizz: Hey there, hot'n sexy. I don't recall us hiring a cutie like you.

She strokes your chin and gets really close to your face, only for you to stick out your tongue, giving Fizz a quick lick surprising her.

Fizz: Ooh, feisty. How about you and I get tangled up sometime?

She uncoils herself from you and poses seductively on the bar.

A/N: Here's the sauce. Wattpad can be finicky and I'm not sure how they'd feel if I actually posted the image. (https://www.deviantart.com/ayyasap/art/Ty-Lee-877842064)

Fizz: You can have me in any position you want.

You are then approached by Ozzie.

Ozzie: Now what do we have here?

Verosika: Ozzie, I'd like you to meet our new boyfriend and bodyguard-

Ozzie: Oh, I know who Y/N is.

Y/N & harem: You do?!

Ozzie: Honey, no one bags as many bitches and slings as much dick as you do without-

She runs one hand down her body stopping at her hip and runs her other hand up her body stopping behind her head

Ozzie: -the embodiment of Lust knowing about it. I must say Fizzy and I are very eager to find out what has all my Chickies so hot and bothered.

She kneels down and brushes her finger against your junk before tugging on your belt and getting close to your face, only for you to playfully snap his jaws at her.

Ozzie: Oh, Fizzy was right, you are fiesty.

Y/N: Well, it has to be alright with my girls first.

Ozzie: Of course, Mama doesn't want to be a homewrecker now. Would it be alright if I abide by my nature? After all, you do owe Mama a favor.

Fizz: Please, girls. We feel left out. (hugs you from behind)

The girls talk amongst themselves and agree to let Fizzarolli and Asmodeus get with you.

Fizz: Yes! I can't wait to have you all coiled up. 

She gives you a quick but passionate kiss before Ozzie picks you up in the palm of her hand.

Ozzie: Don't keep Mama waiting too long.

She gives you her own quick and passionate kiss before placing you back down where you notices a card stuck in your pants that has Ozzie's and Fizz's numbers on them.

Fizz sits on Ozzie's shoulder and does the phone call gesture with her hand.

Fizz: Call us.

Ozzie blows you a kiss before walking off with a sway in her hips.

Y/N: You're all seriously okay with me shaking up with Fizzarolli and Asmodeus?

Verosika: It's just sex, Babe. Also I do owe her big time and we aren't gonna find out what one of The Seven Deadly Sins does when they're pissed.

Succubi: What she said.

Loona: Also this is a harem fic written by two horndogs for other horndogs to read, so you're banging pretty much everyone.

They all turn and look at the reader.

A/N:

Anson: Why did you write that?

Wolf: You know it's true, don't deny it.

The group talk amongst themselves then the show starts with Fizzarolli introducing the acts which include Verosika, who is shown sitting in you lap making out with you. Fizz goes on to talk about the batshittery that happened at Loo Loo Land then introduces Moxxie on to the stage where he starts singing a love song to Millie.

Verosika: No. Just no. All of the no.

Loona: Of course he would be this stupid.

Y/N: This stupid son of a bitch, dumb bastard. 

The rest of the succubi have cringed expressions and shake their heads in unison.

Y/N: Kinda sounds like shit, not gonna lie.

Moxxie sings his song before being interrupted by Ozzie and Fizz performing House of Asmodeus.

Y/N & harem: Well what did you think was gonna happen?!

Y/N: For the brains of group, he's a fucking idiot.

Loona: You don't know the half of it. 

https://youtu.be/3oN7Wxm0aWc

However, everyone is surprised to see Blitz-O in the crowd commenting on Millie and Moxxie's sex life. 

Fizz: That Blitz-O?

Y/N: You showing your ugly ass face?! (crushes glass in your hand)

Fizz: Hey, everybody. This guy's a total disgrace!

Y/N: Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship.

Y/N & Fizz: Last we checked, your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika: Oh, Blitz-O? I used to date him. (Date him date him)

Blitzo: Oh, Verosika you're-

You pick him up one of his horns.

Y/N: You don't get to complain.

You then punch Blitzo hard enough to send him flying back into a table where Halford and Lee hold him down.

Verosika: I'd stroke and I'd fellate him. (fellate him fellate him)

Verosika: Yeah, but when it was my turn. (my turn my turn)

Verosika backs up against you and starts bumping and grinding, which you reciprocate.

Verosika: Unlike Y/N, he did no reciprocatin'. (what a shit bag)

Halford and Lee push Blitzo to the ground, only for you to kick him on to his back.

Y/N & Verosika: A selfish imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets! A reckless heartbreaking freak!

Ozzie: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you?

Wackford: Are you SLEEPIN' WITH AN IMP?!

Y/N: Can't imagine how this affects your daughter.

Ozzie: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall. You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all.

Y/N: I hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it on. You sold your life for a thrust! 

Ozzie: Now that's the spirit of Lust!

She kneels behind you and grabs your groin.

Ozzie: Grab your groin.

You grope her bust.

Y/N: Or a bust.

Y/N, Ozzie, and Fizz: You better get your head must. Pretend you don't see that crust. Hump till your junk turns to dust. In The House of Asmodeus!

Millie flies out of nowhere and knocks Fizzarolli unconscious.

Ozzie: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.

Moxxie: Yeah. I was.

He continues and finishes the song for Millie.

Ozzie: Awww, ain't that just a touching display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Cut back to Blitzo and and Stolas.

Blitzo: You know what, this was a mistake. Let's just leave.

The two of them hear music and turn to see you on stage, having another opportunity to humiliate Blitzo.

https://youtu.be/Hht-QIjr8q8

As Blitzo and Stolas are leaving, you are approached by Ozzie.

Ozzie: That was a fine performance, little pup. You wouldn't happen to have any more up your sleeve more befitting of my establishment would you?

Y/N: I have a few.

You and the performer get into position and You start singing.

https://youtu.be/OBkG8KoL6xQ

Loona & Verosika: Holy shit, he knows German.

Ozzie: Oh yes! That's what Mama's talking about! 

You start the next song with the performers acting out the lyrics.

https://youtu.be/veZaHimbtaQ

Ozzie: Oh, you're starting to get Mama all hot and bothered.

Y/N: This next song, in your own words, grabs the groin.

https://youtu.be/wyS_Kg5MvXI

Y/N: Now to grab the bust.

https://youtu.be/c83jTcpYgrY

Ozzie: I can't wait for when you give me that thrust. You definitely picked a winner, Verosika.

Verosika: Don't I know it.

The rest of the night goes off without a hitch. Ozzie and Fizz praise you for yout performance, Halford and Lee congratulate their son for your performance as well as getting Ozzie and Fizz's numbers. After parting ways, you, Loona, Verosika, and the succubi head to Verosika's home and have an orgy. 

The next morning you're all enjoying breakfast where you see what happened last night being talked about on the news.

Katie Killjoy: In other news, a Hellhound blew the minds of the patrons of Ozzie's last night, including the literal Embodiment of Lust. And I sure wouldn't mind blowing him.

Tom Trench: 

Y/N: (disgusted) In your wet dreams, you two-bit, homophobic, unqualified hack.

Your phone goes off. You look and see it's Vortex video calling you.

Y/N: Hey, brother-

Tex: (over the phone) DUDE! (you pull your phone away) You tore shit up last night.

Y/N: You expected less from me? Also how's your girl and my future niece doing?

Tex: She and the baby are fine. You have to give me the full story, man.

Y/N: One of the highlights was getting Ozzie and Fizzarolli's numbers.

Tex: You're shitting me.

You give Tex a cocky smirk.

Tex: Dude, I knew you were a horndog but DAYUM.

You just laugh.

End of Chapter.