Meet the Parents


A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping me with this chapter.

It has been a week since the events of the last chapter. Your injured ankle has fully recovered.


Scene opens in the building that houses IMP's office and Verosika's studio. Loona is seen standing in the hallway on her phone when the elevator dings and two individuals exit.

One is an Imp the same height as Blitzo but has a broad, stocky, and muscular build with a goatee and is wearing dark colored pants and a leather jacket, while the other is a taller Incubus with a slender build and looks very feminine and dresses in form fitting clothes that expose his midriff.

Imp: Excuse me, miss. (Taking off aviators) But does Y/N work here?

Loona: (kinda suspicious) Depends. Who's asking?

Incubus: Oh, I like this one!

Imp: We're his parents, we adopted him.

The Imp shows Loona a picture depicting a 16 year old you just outside the Hellhound Adoption Foundation with an annoyed expression as the Incubus affectionately hugs you and the Imp rolls his eyes. 

Imp: I'm Halford. And this is my husband, Lee.

Lee: (waving) Hey.

Loona: So you're the parents he mentioned.

Lee: Are you one of my not-so-little man's many female admirers? It's getting them to leave him alone that's the problem.

Loona: We were close friends at the foundation. I'm Loona.

Halford: (surprised) You're the Loona Y/N spoke of?

Loona: He talked about me?

Lee: Sometimes non-stop, he really missed you.

Loona: He did?


Halford: Glad to see you two have reunited, he's sounded happier over the phone lately.

Lee: Is he here? It's been a little while since we've seen him so we decided to pay him a visit.

Loona: Oh, yeah. (Leading them into the studio) He's in here somewhere.

Kat: Uh, Loona? (Referring to Halford) Who are they?

Ace and Josh: (referring to Lee) Can we help you, Ma'am?

Lee: (seductively bends forward) Oh sweeties, you have it all wrong. I'm one of the boys, like you.

He winks, making the two blush

Ace: (embarrassed) Oh. Sorry, sir.

Josh: (embarrassed) We didn't-

Lee: Don't worry about it, It's a common occurrence. I'm actually flattered you think I'm so beautiful. Besides, you're not entirely wrong since my Halford is the-

Halford: Must you discuss our private lives so openly? 

Lee: Well I can't help if you make me feel that way.

Halford: This is why we don't go out very often. 

Verosika: (walking in with the succubi) Hey Loona, how- Who are these two?

You then walk into the frame, and Lee immediately embraces you, kissing you on the cheek.

Lee: There's Mama's not-so-little man!

Y/N: (embarrassed but still returning the hug) Yeah, I missed you too. 

Halford: Do you have to keep smothering him? 

Lee: We haven't seen him in a year! So that means I'm entitled- 

Verosika: Get off of him!

She pries Lee off of you and she and the rest of the Succubi stand in front of you defensively.

Verosika: Who are you?!

Lee: Would you look at that, dear. Our boy snatched up the one and only Verosika Mayday and her crew.

Verosika: Answer the question! Who are you?!

Y/N: Verosika, Loona, everyone. These are my dads, Halford and Lee. 

Verosika and her crew: What?!

Y/N: They adopted me when I was sixteen. Hey pops. (You and Halford shake hands)

Halford: Hey, boy.

He then jumps up and puts you in a headlock.

Halford: Where do you get off not seeing us for a year?!

Y/N: Shit happens, you two of all people should know that!

You reverse the hold and it turns into a friendly competition.

Y/N: Besides, it's not like I severed all ties. I stayed in contact.

Halford breaks out of the hold and climbs on your back, putting you in a chokehold

Halford: Still a dick move, son!  

You then jump up, slamming Halford into the ceiling, making him slump onto the floor. 

Halford: At least you haven't slacked off. (You help him up) 

Y/N: Sorry I haven't stopped by in so long. 

Halford: Don't fret too much, like you said "shit happens".

Y/N: Alright, how about I introduce you to everyone? 

Lee: We'd love that.

You walk over to the bar, because of course Verosika's studio has a bar, and start making drinks for everyone, showing off impressive bartending skills.

You masterfully mix ingredients together, adding the correct doses and amount of ice.

Loona: Where did you learn to do this? 

Lee: I taught him.

Y/N: We worked at the same bar for a while. He tended bar while I was a bouncer and occasionally tended.

Verosika: Why didn't you stick with that?

Lee: He couldn't control his temper and got into too many fights.

Y/N: (kind of ashamed) Yeah, what he said. Although in my defense some of those fights were started by guys who were jealous of their girlfriends flirting with me.

Kiki: What about the other fights?

Y/N: Some wannabe gangsters trying way too hard to act tough. They thought that getting drunk, loud, obnoxious, and throwing their weight around would get them respect. All I get them was my fist across their jaws.

Halford: So, how did you meet our son?

Apple:  At a club in the Lust Ring when some would-be robbers burst in and he killed them.

Succubi: It was pretty hot.

You turn back to the shelf to grab another bottle of booze, hoping that they won't see the blush spreading across your face. However, that doesn't stop your tail from slightly swaying to the side.

Loona: (teasingly) You should've seen the shit we got into at the Hellhound Adoption Foundation.

Y/N: Oh, come on! You promised that wouldn't bring that up again!

Coco: Now this, I've gotta here.

Y/N: You don't. You really don't.

Loona: A long time ago, the two of us raided the foundation headmaster's liquor stash and as it turns out, Y/N was a complete lightweight.

Y/N: (embarrassed) I wasn't that bad.

Loona: Oh really? You don't remember how I had to literally drag you back to your dorm?

A/N: Buff Hellhound GF.

Y/N: Well, at least  I didn't dance on a table and sing bad pop songs.

Loona: (playfully slugging you in the shoulder) Jerk.

Y/N: (doing the same) Bitch.

Lee: Oh, you should've seen his first fight at the bar we worked at.

Y/N: (mortified) Oh Lucifer, please no.

Josh: (trying not to laugh) What happened?

Halford: Y/N punched out some drunk asshole, then got knocked flat on his ass by the guy's girlfriend.

Milky: (snickering) Seriously?

Y/N: (muttering) I didn't know she was a MMA fighter before she died or that she would react like that. (Normally) All I can say is, thank Satan the two of you don't have any baby pictures of me. You do not need to see me wandering the halls with my nose pressed to the floor trying to sniff everything.

Apple and Coco: We'd pay to see those.

Verosika: I bet you were a cute puppy, Y/N. 

Lee: As if that's up for debate. 

Unfortunately for all of you, Blitzo kicks the door to the studio open and barges in.

Blitzo: Loonie, how many times do I have to tell you to stay away from the whores?! 

Loona: Fuck off Blitzo, I'm not doing anything wrong! 

Halford: She's a grown ass woman! 

Lee: (with his arm wrapped around Halford's shoulder) She can make her own choices!

Blitzo: I don't need to hear this from-

Y/N: You leave my dads alone, you pathetic shriveled up owl sucker! 

Blitzo: You're not allowed to talk to me, you mangy fleabag!

Halford tackles Blitzo and pins him to the wall by his throat. 

Halford: You don't get to talk to my boy in such a way. 

Lee then walks up, opening a balisong and putting the blade in Blitzo's nose.





Lee: If we ever find out you've done ANYTHING to our baby, then we will hunt you down and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell. 

He then jerks his hand to the side, cutting open Blitzo's nose and making yell in pain.

Verosika's Crew: Oh shit!

Blitzo: (Holding his bleeding nose) GODDAMNIT, MOTHERFUCKER! 

Halford: Now walk away.

Blitzo leaves while Lee closes the Balisong.

Girls and Incubi: Now we see where you got it from.

Y/N: I wouldn't change them for anything. 

Cut to a couple of hours later, where you and Verosika are seeing Halford and Lee off. Lee hugs you tightly.

Lee: I wish we didn't have to leave. 

Halford: Come on babe, let him live his life. (he and you bro hug) But you better drop by more often! 

Y/N: I promise I'll visit more, pops.

Halford: You're damn right.

Lee: Feel free to bring your girlfriends along!

You and Verosika both blush from that as Halford and Lee take the elevator down.

Verosika: You have pretty cool parents. 

Y/N: I know.

Verosika: I have to admit, I was expecting you to be a little more caught off guard by their visit.

Y/N: Eh. Nothing really surprises me anymore.

Verosika: (teasingly) Oh really?

Y/N: What are you -mmph!

You're cut off as Verosika wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you into a heated kiss. When she pulls away, there's a string of saliva between the two of you.

Y/N: Verosika-

Verosika: (winking with finger guns) Gotcha!

She walks back to the studio, satisfied with herself. You stare after her with your tail wagging erratically. 


End of Chapter.












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