A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for the chapter idea and scenarios.

N/N= Nickname

Scene opens on Blitzo walking through the halls of the office building when he sees Loona standing with Verosika and her whole crew staring at something.

Blitzo: What the fuck is going on here?

He joins them, and sees you in Verosika's studio, shirtless and working out. Everyone else is completely mesmerized. You are shown lifting a barbell.

Y/N: 95...96...97...

Blitzo: Oh, come on! Loona, get back-

Loona: (not looking away) Fuck off, Blitzo.

Verosika: (not looking away) She's busy.

Blitzo: Loona, I said-

Y/N: Fuck off, Blitzo. You're interrupting my gains.

Blitzo: I'd like to see-

You throw a 50lbs plate at Blitzo, knocking him out of the room, and Loona with Verosika and her crew sigh dreamily.

Y/N: Boy, that guy is annoying.

Loona: Tell me about it. At least you don't have to live with him. Anyway, I should head back to the office before he gets even more pissed.

She walks back to the IMP's office, with you enjoying the view and the Succubi looking on in jealousy. 

Verosika: Alright, here's what's on the roaster for today. We have a concert in the human world. Have you ever been?

Y/N: A few times. 

Kiki: Do you have a human disguise?

Y/N: Of course. I'm not an idiot like Blitzo.

You close your eyes and blue flame covers your body before dissipating and revealing your human form.

Y/N: Will this work?

Verosika: (blushing) Works for me.

Kiki: (blushing) Ditto.

Milky: (blushing) Uh-huh.

Apple and Coco: Seductive growl

Y/N: (not really caring) Glad you approve.

Cut to an outdoor venue on Earth where a concert is being set up. Everyone is wearing their human disguises while you are shown guarding the stage.

Y/N: Hey Ace, can I ask you something?

Ace: Sure.

Y/N: I know Verosika is a Popstar, but what do the rest of you actual do for a living?

Ace: We fuck humans and give them STDs.

Y/N:

Ace: What? We're only contagious to humans, not other demons.

Y/N: I mean...that's it? None of you have any hobbies or interests outside of Sex?

Josh: To be fair, this isn't the Broken Assassin where we all have musical talents of our own.

Apple: Or the Chick Magnet universe where our personalities have been expanded on.

Y/N: ...Why do I feel like a whole bunch of people just collectively sneezed?

The three of them shrug.

Scene cuts to Verosika on stage performing her concert while her crew is going around seducing random humans. You shake your head at the scene.

Y/N: I know they're literal sex demons but come on...they have so much more potential than fucking horny losers.

Your train of thought is interrupted by an overzealous fanboy rushing the stage, causing you to punch him hard enough to send him flying a few feet back. 

You look around the concert venue and see a sexual predator standing not far away from Kiki. He pours liquid from a bottle labeled "Obvious Roofie" into a plastic cup while leering at her. 

You step behind him and he can immediately sense that you tower over him. He looks back and sees you looking down at him with a disapproving glare and shaking your head.

He grins nervously before you grab the cup and force his own vile concoction down his throat and he immediately passes out. 

A streaker wearing nothing but his underpants attempts to rush the stage only for you to trip him and he stumbles head first into a steel beer barrel.

Cut to Verosika wrapping up her show. You are shown strangling two creepers and lifting them up by their throats.

Verosika: Thank you everyone, you've been a great audience!

Unfortunately, a third creeper manages to run past you while you're occupied with the previous two.

Y/N: Hey!

He climbs up the stage and grabs Verosika's coat off her shoulders.

Verosika: What the-

Creepy Fanboy: Thank you, my Goddess! Now I have something else for my jackoff shrine!

He jumps off the stage and you start chasing after him.

Y/N: Get back here!

The creeper shoves several people out of his way while you dodge around them or jump over the ones that had fell to the ground. 

You grab his shoulder, but unfortunately end up losing your footing due to a small, grass-covered hole in the ground. You twist your ankle and fall down with a pained expression.

A/N: Has anyone ever stepped in a sidewalk crevice and had their foot twisted? It hurts.

Creepy Fanboy: Ha! Nice try, bitch!

He continues to laugh with his eyes closed. He opens them just in time to see you throw a chair at him. The chair strikes him in the mouth, knocking out several of his teeth. He moans on his back in pain as you limp over to him and grab Verosika's coat.

Y/N: Nice try, bitch. 

You stomp on his face, knocking him out.

Y/N: (still limping) Here's your coat, Verosika.

Verosika: Fuck the coat, what about you?!

Y/N: Just a sprained ankle. I'll be fine, I've suffered much worse.

Verosika: (frantic) No, no, we're getting you back to the studio!

Y/N: Verosika-

Verosika: Back. To. The studio.

Y/N: It's actual kinda hot when she goes into girlboss mode. Aaaaaaand I need to go to horny jail.

Cut to all of you entering back into her studio through a portal and transforming back into your demon forms. You are still shown limping as you make your way to the door.

Milky: And where do you think you're going?

Y/N: To...guard the studio?

Coco: Not with an injured your foot, you're not!

Y/N: (sigh) I really think you guys are making way too big a deal out of this. All I did was sprain my foot, it's not like I was stabbed or have a concussion.

Kiki: Okay, but should you really be hobbling around if you can barely stand?

Y/N: I'll manage. I can just...lean against the wall or some shit.

Apple: And if your other foot falls asleep and you end up on the floor?

Y/N: I-

Verosika: Y/N, I am your boss. And as your boss, I order you to take a shower, get that foot wrapped up, and take the rest of the night off. 

Y/N: What about that weirdo Blitz-O?

Kat: To be fair, his employees keep him in line like...99% of the time.

Josh: And even if they can't stop him from harassing us, it's eight against one.

You look around and sigh when you realize that they won't be backing down.

Y/N: Ugh, fine. Whatever. I'll see you guys in the morning.

You arrive at the studio's floor, your foot wrapped in gauze and popping a painkiller in your mouth.

You enter the studio and start limping your way across when Verosika and Loona enter.

Verosika: Hey! No, no, no! You're not doing anything today!

She leads you over to the couch.

Y/N: You're overreacting. This isn't that bad.

Loona: (holding a tray of food) We don't want to hear it! You're staying here until you're better and we're taking care of you.

Y/N: Oh please, you do-

You cut yourself off when you fully look at them and realize that Loona, Verosika, and the rest of the Succubi are wearing Maid Cafe outfits.

Y/N: O_O. Okay, maybe this won't be that bad.

Loona: Glad you could see reason. Now, here's some breakfast.

 She steps right in front of you and bends forward to place the tray of food in front of you. Then, still bent forward, raises her tail, lifting her skirt up to give you a good look at her panties.

Y/N: This definitely won't be that bad.

Kiki stands behind you and starts massaging your shoulders.

Kiki: You just let us know if there's anything you need...Master.

Apple and Coco sit on either side of you, running their hands over your chest while Milky massages your leg.

Verosika: Anything else I can get you...Master? (bats her eyes).

You were a little caught off guard by your boss acting like a servant and didn't want to feel like you were overstepping any boundaries.

Y/N: Uh...some coffee, it's not too much trouble?

Verosika: Whatever you say. (winks)

Loona walks behind you and joins Kiki in massaging your shoulders.

Y/N: You know, you girls really don't have to do this.

Verosika returns with your Coffee and bends over in front of you, giving you a decent view of her cleavage.

Verosika: Well, it's the least I could do for an injured employee. Also. (to Apple and Coco) Scooch over, you've hogged him long enough.

They oblige and Verosika and Milky take their places while they massage your leg. Verosika lays her head on your shoulder.

Kiki: By the way, I saw how you toke out that creep who tried to drug me. 

Y/N: It's no big deal, I was literally doing my job.

Kiki: Still. It's nice to know there are some demons with chivalry.

She kisses your neck a few times, making your tail slightly sway from side to side.

A few hours later. The Succubi had been summoned by Asmodeus to the Lust Ring, must to their annoyance, leaving you alone with Loona.

Loona: Hey, Y/N. There's cake here. Want some?

Y/N: Yes, I would.

Loona straddles you on the couch.

Y/N: Loona, what are you doing?

Loona: Feeding you your cake, I don't want you to overexert yourself.

Y/N: Loona, I can eat just fine. You do-

Loona: Please?

Y/N: Alright. I could never say no to that face.

Loona: Yeah, I could get you to do almost anything.

She feeds you the cake while still straddling you when Blitzo barges in.

Blitzo: Loonie, what are you-

He immediately gets pissed seeing Loona in a Maid costume and doting on you.

Blitzo: What the fuck is going on here?!

Loona: Rhg, FUCK OFF BLITZO! I'm taking care of my friend, what's wrong with that?!

Blitzo: You will not fraternize with that whore and her gang of sluts! Now, young lady, you wi-

He's cut off as you shoot a hole through his pants, barely missing his crotch. 

Y/N: (referring to your desert eagle) You better fuck right along or I will neuter you with this.

Blitzo begrudgingly slinks away, leaving the two of you alone to continue with the cake.

Loona: Hey, you got some frosting on your lips.

She smirks before kissing you to clean it off.

Y/N: I don't think you got all of it.

You initiate a full on make-out session, the two of you caressing each other's bodies.

Loona: Fuck, I missed this. I missed *you*.

She kisses down your neck while you run your hands down her thighs.

Y/N: I missed you too, Loonie. More than you know.

The two of you hug each other before resuming making out.

You feel the couch creak and put your hands on Loona's shoulders.

Y/N: (smirking) If we keep going at this rate, we're gonna tip Verosika's couch over.

Loona: As hot as that sounds, we should probably wait until your foot feels better. And I should probably get back before Blitzo has an aneurism. 

Y/N: Would that be such a bad thing?

Loona rolls her eyes and kisses you on the forehead.

Loona: I'll see you around, N/N.

She winks before heading out.

Y/N: ...Haven't heard that one in a while.

End of Chapter.