I smashed in through a window. Outrage plastered across my face. I was thirsty for blood! Okay, maybe not blood, but compensation! Matt and Trey were sat hugging each other on their desk chairs. Glass littered their office floor, and they looked terrified. The other fan girls behind me held guns, while I just had a massive knife, because guns are bad! I'm British, and I don't believe in violence.

Trey was the first to speak, "Um, can we help you?" he asked, tentatively. I could see him pressing the security alarm under his desk, but we'd already disabled it.

"That you can," I said in my best villainous voice, it's not hard to do, because, as I said, I come from the UK. I gave the pair of them a steely glare, with my stormy blue eyes, as I inspected my knife. "I'm going to cut to the chase here." I stopped to smile about my knife related pun for a minute. "We're here to represent your outraged fan base. We've had enough with the show's recent, stupid, bullshit."

"I'm sorry, what?" asked Matt, clearly still very confused, and annoyed by the situation. I guess the dramatic entrance was a little flashy.

"Your mistreatment of Kyle, Kenny and Creek?" I elaborated. I was still met with blank expressions. I sighed. "Do you not follow your fan base?"

"We have more important things to do," explained Trey. "We have people to do that for us. They tell us what we need to know. Plus, why would we care what a bunch of spoilt, stupid fangirls think?" I glared at him.

"Oh, you will care, because these 'spoilt stupid fangirls' own you now."

"What?"

"We own the show. We bought it off Comedy Central," I stated bluntly.

"Well, what if we just quit?" said Trey indignantly.

"You could, but we know where you live. Plus, then we control the show, and we do exactly what we want with it. Or, you could do what we say, but still have marginal control."

"How the fuck did you manage this?" asked Matt.

"We should have listened to the other shows," muttered Trey, "They told us not to feed the fandom Matt! They told us we were in way over our heads. They warned us not to air the Creek episode! But we've tackled terrorism, the Catholic church, everything. I thought it would be a walk in the park!" said Trey, alarmed.

"Well, you thought wrong," I said deviously.

"Alright, alright. What are your demands?" spat Matt, angrily.

"First, give Kyle some love!" The two of them stared at me, perplexed. "You really don't get what I'm on about do you?" They continued to shake their heads. I pulled on my blonde fringe in frustration. "Rebecca, Nichole, Leslie, Heidi, Stan? Ring a bell?"

"Stan?" the two of them responded, confuddled.

"Yes Stan! Style was a much bigger ship than Creek! But you guys didn't touch Style, because it would have messed with the plot, and you guys wanted to use a crack pairing, to emphasis the ridiculousness of shipping!"

"Creek was not crack!" one of the other girls yelled.

"Yes it was!" I yelled back frustrated.

"They rolled around on the floor fighting in their underwear. It wasn't a crack ship!" she yelled back.

I groaned. "Demand two, Kenny needs more screen time."

"Why?"

"Because he's a pure bean that you're shunning! That's why!" I yelled. "And, lastly, Creek needs to be canon."

"Creek is canon," responded Trey and Matt, confused.

"No, it's not! It's too ambiguous!"

"They got back together in The Fractured but Whole, with no prompting from the town."

"They might have thought there was still prompting! Or they're faking because they're in too deep at this point!"

"Lady, you're crazy."

"Don't you think I know that!" I growled back. "Now get writing!"

Within a week, the new episode was being showed to the fangirls, who would decide whether or not it was suitable to be aired. Trey and Matt sat with the girls, who were excitedly waiting for the episode to start. Everyone was a little calmer, and Trey and Matt were even warily conversing with the girls.

"Is there a reason you voice all the ukes?" I asked Matt.

"I voice Craig as well," he responded defensively, while Trey laughed.

"Aw, that means you voice Creek in its entirety!" I exclaimed excitedly.

"Yeah, I guess it does." At that point, the episode was starting, and everyone hushed down.

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Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Stan got off the roof, and started walking to class, they weren't sure why they sometimes sang that song about their town on the way to school, but it was always fun, so they'd didn't really question it. As they were walking down the hallway, Cartman's eyes turned into literal cartoon love hearts when he was looking at Kyle. He then grabbed onto the boy.

"Fatass, get off me! What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I love you Jew," said Cartman, sounding delirious and mildly drugged. When Stan opened the door to class, all the children had love heart eyes, and immediately started walking towards Kyle, like zombies.

"We love you Kyle," they chanted. Kyle screamed and ran out of the room, the mob followed him.

Only Stan and Kenny were left in the classroom.

"Dude, what the fuck just happened?"

"Fuck if I know," mumbled Kenny in response. He also had love heart eyes, but he seemed to be able to resist their pull. "Well, if school's not happening, I'm off to find some hot babes," he said casually and left the class room, Stan stood there, looking very perplexed.

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"Leave me alone!" yelled Kyle at the crazy mob who were chasing him, throwing roses and boxes of chocolates with sharp pointy edges, which were really starting to annoy Kyle. There were adults in the mob, and Kyle's own brother, Ike. Kyle just screamed and continued to run for his life.

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"Tweek, I love you babe," said Craig, as he made out with Tweek.

"I love you too Craig."

"I love you so much that I'm never spending any time with any of my other friends again," said Craig dreamily, Tweek stroked his hair playfully.

"I love you so much that I'm quitting coffee forever," said Tweek, kissing Craig's nose.

"I love you so much that I'm going to stop giving people the middle finger," he said, hugging Tweek, tightly.

"Aw, I love you so much Craig. You're the best. Thank you for giving me shirts with no buttons, now I just where white T-shirts."

"Thank you so much for making me get rid of that stupid hat." Tweek started messing with Craig's black locks.

"It was a really stupid hat, I love your hair so much," said Tweek dreamily.

"I love you so much." Tweek giggled at Craig's words, and pushed him gently. "I love your hair so much too, now that it's not crazy all the time."

"I agree, thanks for teaching me how to use a hair brush," said Tweek gratefully.

"Thank you for teaching me to stop being an asshole."

"No problem. I'm so glad we got rid of Stripe."

"Me too, he was getting in the way of our love."

"I love you."

"Love you too," said Craig as they fell asleep on Tweek's bed.

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Kyle was now in a rather tiny plane, madly flying through the sky as the entire infatuated US air force followed him. Naturally, Cartman was leading the attack.

"We love you Kyle!" they chanted out of megaphones.

"What they hell is wrong with you people!" Kyle yelled back. His plane then ran out of fuel, and fell into the sea below.

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In massive bold, orange letter the words, 'KENNY TIME!' Appeared on screen. Then, the irritating South Park advertising voice started talking, while a montage of Kenny events occured.

"Do you love Kenny? Do you love McCormick? Then you're going to love Kenneth McCormick! Watch as Kenny drinks coffee," a short clip of Kenny being too poor to buy coffee at Tweek Bros played out. "Plays with his adorable sister Karen," a clip of Kenny playing patta cake with his sister played, until part of the ceiling fell down and Kenny was killed. His sister's screams were cut off by, "is a pervert," there was a clip of Kenny reading a playboy, "dresses as Mysterion," a quick clip of Kenny dashing across the street in costume played, "and, um, what else does this kid do?" There was a clip of Kenny staring at a blank wall. "Kenny things! You know guys, what are some classic Kenny lines?" Still staring at the wall Kenny said, 'boobs.' "Come on you guys! Kenny's so cool!" It cut to another clip of Kenny just lying on the ground. "Oh God, I can't take this anymore! Please cut to Kyle!"

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Kyle was now desperately swimming through the sea, while angsty music played, as the citizens of South Park surrounded him in boats, holding up pictures of Kyle's face and chanting about how much they loved him. It seemed to be the end of the line for the Jew.

"Okay, okay stop!" I yelled.

Matt and Trey were trying to hold back grins. "But this is what you wanted, isn't it?" asked Trey, smugly.

I glared at the two of them. "I see the points you're making. If you guys went overboard on the Creek, you'd might do it in a way the fan community hates. Part of the reason I love shipping non-canon pairings is because you guys don't write them. I do it my way, and I might hate the way you guys write them in comparison. And if the show focused on Kenny all the time, we'd probably all get bored, the guy doesn't really talk that much. It's hard to tell stories with his character. And his rarity makes the episodes he's in much more special. And lastly, Kyle might be happier without love. I mean, sure, the whole Heidi situation did turn him a little crazy, but largely, Kyle is happy without love. And the fact that he hasn't had a girlfriend makes him a more realistic character. I mean, how many people have even been in a relationship when they're ten? This isn't the South Park I love. I miss the deep points you make, I miss the disgusting fart jokes, and all the satire. Hell, I even miss the stupid Randy scenes." Matt and Trey smiled at each other. "Don't air it. Just do what you usually do," I said dejectedly.

"Are you kidding? We love this episode! You haven't even seen the end yet!" I looked at the two of them, confused. "Come on! Watch the ending with the us!" The fangirls turned, their attention back to the screen, curious.

Kyle was still swimming for his life, but it was no use. He was pulled out of the water by Cartman. Soaking, and exhausted from swimming, Kyle could only struggle weakly as Cartman's lips lowered slowly towards his. Kyle scrunched up his eyes in terror. But then, nothing happened. Kyle opened his eyes slowly, to see a very confused looking Cartman, who no longer had love heart eyes. The fat child quickly shoved Kyle away from him.

"Where the fuck am I? Jew!" Cartman yelled, turning back to Kyle, "What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything!" said Kyle, drying his hair on a nearby towel. He then collapsed on the boat floor. "Can we please just go home?"

"Home?! Where the fuck are we?!"

"I don't know; I lost track when my plane crashed. We're somewhere in the Atlantic." Cartman grumbled a little, but soon the boat was on the course home.

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Tweek abruptly woke up, and looked around for Craig. But he was nowhere to be seen. He ran to the mirror, and sighed with relief. His hair was still crazy, he was still craving coffee, and he was still wearing a badly buttoned up shirt. There was a knock on his bedroom door.

"Craig!" said Tweek happily when he answered it. "You still have your hat!"

"Why wouldn't I have my hat?" asked Craig, clearly confused.

"Don't ever get rid of it."

"Why would I get rid of my hat?

"Where's Stripe?!" I demanded in terror.

"At my house, like usual," replied Craig, sounding worried. I sighed in relief. "Babe, are you feeling okay?"

"I just had the most horrible dream! I knew how to use a hair brush and-"

"Babe, whatever it was, I really don't care." Tweek smiled ecstatically back at his 'boyfriend' and the two of them walked downstairs, holding hands, together.

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Kyle half collapsed onto Stan. "Dude, you okay?" asked Stan, to his very exhausted super best friend. The ginger nodded weakly in response. "What the fuck was wrong with everyone today?"

"I have no idea; they were just all in love me for half the day. I didn't know I could swim that far." Stan gave Kyle's hat a quick pat.

"I wonder why I wasn't affected?"

"Fuck if I know dude."

"Come on, we better get you home," said Stan, grabbing Kyle's hand, and pulling him towards his house. "Well, whatever got into those people, it's crazy they'd just love you for half a day. I love you twenty-four seven." Kyle smiled up at his super best friend.

"I love you too Stan."

The episode jumped to a screen of Kenny waving, and then the credits rolled.

The fangirls in the room all collectively squealed. "Oh my God, that was beautiful," I said, starry eyed.

"Which one of you weirdos decided Style wasn't canon anyway?" asked Trey.

"They're not a thing," I stated.

"Stan's confessed his love for Kyle what, four times now?" said Trey.

"And Kyle's done it twice now, which isn't something most ten-year-old boys do," added Matt. "Stan and Kyle are based of me and Trey, and part of that is the fact that people think we're gay, so we wanted to give the same impression with Kyle and Stan."

"You mean infuriating ambiguity?" I stated.

"Now now, what did you learn today?" asked Matt, patronisingly.

"That I wouldn't have fun writing fanfiction if it was clear cut canon," I grumbled in reply.

"Exactly! You crazy people fill in the gaps in the story that we don't have time to tell, and expand the South Park universe, so keep on going," said Matt, smiling at us. The fangirls made to exit the building, by the door this time.

"Oh, by the way," I said as I left. "We still own your assses, and if there's not an episode dedicated to Creek this season, we will be out for blood, bye!" I said with a wave.

"Do you think they even learned anything?" sighed Matt.

"I can still hear you, you know!" I yelled back, as I walked down the stairs.

"You were meant to!"

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Hey guys~ please don't kill me. This story was meant to be light hearted fun. Also, I don't hate Kenny; I love his character, and I'd love some more character development for him, because there is an infuriatingly small amount we know about him, compared to Stan, Kyle or Cartman, which is one the reasons the fandom version of Kenny is so different to canon Kenny. There are just so many blanks to fill in! However, I also think if South Park started focusing on Kenny more, they'd have a lot more trouble getting the important points they make in the show across. If Matt and Trey did start listening to all our demands, we probably wouldn't like the end result. Plus, they have given us Creek, which is a lot more than most shows ever do. So I think we should cut Matt and Trey a little slack.

Anyways, leave a vote if you enjoyed! What are your thoughts on this chapter? Do you agree with my view point? Please let me know! And, as always, have an awesome day guys~