(Today is my brother's open house because he just graduated from high school ._. I secretly don't want him to leave but oh well...)

Cousin: "EVERYTHING HAS TO LOOK PERFECT!"

Me: "It's okay, it really is."

Cousin: "Is the sign straight?!"

Me & Other Cousins: "Yes."

Cousin: "How about the streamers?"

Me & Other Cousins: "YES."

Cousin: "Are the colors coordinated?!"

Other Cousin: "Why don't we just ask the graduate himself?"

Me: "Because he doesn't care?"

Everyone: Yeah, yeah, she's right, IT'S NOT STRAIGHT, totally, absolutely right, dead for real."

(I have five cousins who are all sisters, so most days it's like this XD)