Once there was a turtle who had a wife named Danny boy. He loved to eat knowledge. His knowledge didn't want to be eaten so it sat in a corner and pouted. The turtle walked over by the knowledge and ate it anyway. But Danny boy smacked the turtles face. "HOW DARE YOU EAT LINCOLN JEFFERSON'S DOUGHNUT?!" She threw a pickle in the turtles face and jumped out a window. The turtle pooped and out came the knowledge. An elephant bursted threw the wall and stomped on the knowledge. "THE MUSHY TOMATO MUST DIE!" The elephant screamed as he too jumped out of the window. The turtle turned into a tortoise and walked right out of the door into the unknown. The knowledge ran through the now open door and into the unknown. "I MUST MAKE THIS PLACE KNOWN INSTEAD OF UNKNOWN WITH MY KNOWLEDGE PICKLE POWER!" The knowledge whisper-screamed as it rolled on the ground. The unknown was now known. The End.