Yesterday when me and my Dad were making cookies, my Sister walked in and said "What are you making?" We didn't respond so she yelled "What the fuck are you making?"

My dad said "Noneya." And my Sister sighed, then yelled "BETTY CROCKER, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MAKING?"

So I looked her dead in the eye and said "Ligma."

My sister stared at me with disbelief, asked what I said, and I repeated "Ligma."

She walked off to her room after that.

Today she came in with her friend, Nick, and was telling her about this in front of my parents.

My sister pronounced it incorrectly, so I corrected her. My mom looked at both of us and asked "What's ligma?"

And my sister replied "Ligma balls lmao"

They both died laughing, I almost stopped breathing, and my Mom wasn't even surprised I did that.

Oh, and before my sis told what happened, she got in my face, so I screamed in her face.

I have a very, very weird family