This is like the vines from A Glitchy Masterpiece behind the scenes if anyone remembers that mess, aaa.

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Madoka:My phones about to die...

Homura, eyeing Mami:Somebody else about to die.

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Mami:According to my mother when I was young, it's rude and ignorant to be uncomfortable around babies.

Homura:Babies are rude and ignorant.

Kyoko:Fuck babies.

Madoka:DO NOT FUCK BABIES!

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Sayaka:SPILL THE TEA!

Mami:...Oh.

Kyoko:I don't wanna get in on the drama I just wanna know 103% of what happened.

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Homura:You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

Mami:It's called my birth certificate.

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Kyubey:Welcome to Mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger?

Homura:P-please... I just wanna s-see Madoka again...

Kyubey:Chinken nunget.

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Sayaka:What If Mike was short for Micycle?

Homura:Yo What the fuck

Kyoko:What If Bike was short for Bichael?

Homura:Oh my fucking god.

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Kyoko:Isn't it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to stay alive?

Junko (Madoka's mom):Vodka?

Homura:Yes

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Homura:Hey let's slow dance

Madoka:*does the hokey pokey but at 1/4 speed*

Homura:Now that's what I'm talking about

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Homura:She's out there making owl noises

Sayaka:Who?

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Homura, on microphone across the room from Madoka at a fancy restaurant:Hi, my name is Homura, what's your favorite dinner food?

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Kyoko:*running*

Sayaka:Hey stop!

Kyoko:I can't lady!

Sayaka:But I'll kiss you!

Kyoko:*stops* Gross.

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Kyoko:*falls through apartment building*

Mami:...

Kyoko:Hey Mami

Mami:Hey Kyoko.

Kyoko:...

Mami:...

Kyoko:That hurt.

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Homura:There's a mushroom on your shirt.

Sayaka:Aw I'm a failure

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Homucifer:*sliding down the railing slowly while waving at the other girls* You're all going to hell :) good bye!

Kyoko:*snicker*

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(Have a Magia record one lol)

Yachiyo:Felicia, put those corn dogs back.

Felicia:*holds hot dogs close and flops on the ground* You can't make me do anything! *sliding away*

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Homura:Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of Godoka-

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Homura and Madoka:*go to an anti-gay petition*

Hitomi:All your souls are-

Homura:Hey professor! *drags Madoka over and kisses her on the lips*

Sayaka:Awww

Hitomi:STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT-

(Note:Hitomi isn't homophobic she wouldn't hate her friends for being gay but she ran down the road screaming girls can't like girls while having a mental break down)

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Homura:Bitch gonna step on my fucking toes with those fuckin cowboy boots, bitch disgusting

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Homura:*beating the shit out of Kyubey* stupid, damnit, ass bitch fuck-

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Homura:*shootings gun in house*

Sayaka:*startled* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Mami:Kyoko can you read number 3 for us?

Kyoko:No I can not!

What up, I'm Kyoko, I'm 15, and I never fuckin learned how to read-

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Sayaka and Homura:*fighting*

Mami:Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Yeah mates that's all k imma die now