My sister came home as I was emptying the dishwasher (so I could rewatch Madoka Magica with few distractions) and asked what I was doing.

I responded with the obvious, "plotting your murder" (that's a joke, I ran to turn off the music I was listening to, then said I was emptying the dishwasher)

My sister then replied "That's lit." And asked if I put the fork in my mouth before putting it away. I shook my head.

She turned to go get the mail, and as she left I silently picked up a fork and slowly licked it, then put it away.