Stupid Ninjago Scenarios

Strong Language!

Misako and Wu are like the mom and dad of the ninja so Misako and Wu say kids and not ninjas and the ninjas say mom and dad, not Wu and Misako

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After Kai and Cole confessed there love to Zane and Jay and they accepted, things went out of hand

~ Wu brought the 6 to the grocery store and will never again

~ Jay kept on picking up toys and saying 'My favorite food!' 

~ Lloyd thought it was a good idea to drop Nya in the ball pin which came in the outcome of Nya calling Lloyd 'Laloyd', Lloyd regrets his decision 

~ Kai found a rattle and gave it to Zane, leaving the ice ninja very confused

~ Wu brought the 6 to the clothes side, resulting in the 6 teens trying on toddler clothes

'Zane, I can't fit my jacket'

 'Not now Kai, I'm trying to put my hat on' 

'Why does my shoe not fit'

 'Maybe because you eat too much cake' 

'*GASP* HOW DARE YOU!'

~ The store started playing music, leading in 6 singing teenagers

'I PUT MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, YELLING AYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHHHH'

 'LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOO' 

'NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD, HARD GROUND, AHHHHHHHHHH......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH' 

'SHLALALLALALALLALA DONT BE SCARED, YOUVE GOT THE MOVES PREPARED'

 'I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLLLL' 

'JUMP UP, KICK BACK, WHIP AROUND AND SPIN'

 (Point to anyone who can guess all them songs)

~ When shopping, Wu lost Jay and Nya 

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!" 

~ They were found playing with kid toys 

~ Wu told them not to do that again 

~ They did it again

~ Zane kept throwing yogurt in the shopping cart 

'Zane what do you want for breakfast food?' 

'Yogurt' 

"We already have a lot at home'

 'We need more' 

~ Kai and Cole started drawing barcodes and Jay and Zane, trying to see if it would work

~ Wu told Nya and Lloyd not to go over but they do anyway 

~ Lloyd drew one on Nya and it worked

 'OH, MY THOR!' 

'What do you mean I'm a 5 dollar pacifier, I am so much more!'

 ~ They went to the movie section, ending up with the six trying to get MLP movies 

"How about MLP Equestria Girls?"

"WHAT! NO! MLP FRIENDSHIP GAMES!'   

'Nuh! MLP Legend Of Everfree' 

'Are You Crazy! MLP Rainbow Rocks!

'Nope! MLP Adventures In The Crystal Empire!"

"How about Barbie & The Diamond Castle" 

"SHUT UP KAI!" 

"Awww ok"

 ~ The six found a folded up T-shirt with writing on it so half of the writing was covered, they took 30 minutes just trying to guess what it says

 "Shut up and fight me" 

"Shut up and kill me"

 "Shut up and kiss me"

 "Shut up and fuck me"

 "Shut up and punch me"

 "Shut up and let me give you cake"

 "Cole, really"

 ~ Wu saw his brother right when Jay started throwing softballs at Lloyd 

"Jay stop throwing your balls at me, I'm not Cole"

 ~ Nya doesn't stop bothering Wu to bye ice cream 

"Nya, we have 2 bins of ice cream, I think that's good"

 "No, I. Need. More" 

~ They end up buying 10 bins of ice cream 

~ They only act like this when Wu takes them shopping, there angles when Misako takes them shopping 

"I don't understand why you don't wanna take the kids shopping, their angles"

 "You and I obviously have different experiences at the store"

~ They take the kids to the beach 

~ Cole ended up throwing Kai into the ocean, resulting in Lloyd having to save him from drowning 

"Cole I am not going in the water"

 "Yes you are"

 "You can't make me" 

"Yes, I can *Picks Kai up*"

 "WHAT THE, COLE PUT ME DOWN!"

 "Nope, you're going in the water"

 "Cole, don't you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Thrown into the water*"

 "Pfffttt"

 "Cant swim*drowns*"

 "Kai? Kai? *Sees the bubbles* OH GOD KAI *Dives down and gets him*"

 "Kai, you ok?"

 "*cough* Ya"

 "COLE SAY SORRY" 

"IM SORRY KAI"

 "SORRY MY ASS"

 ~ Jay got pinched in the butt by a crab

 "MY BUTT!!! IT HURTS!"

 "WHAT THE FUCK JAY"

 "WHY DOES IT HURT" 

"CUS I FUCKED HIM"

 "COLE SHUT UP"

 "CRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB GET OFF"

 "Oh.........."

~ They died of laughter that day

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