While Pyronica and Teeth are having their plan being set into action, let's have something go on WITHOUT the help of Pyronica. Let's hope this doesn't end in too much of a disaster.
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A scream loud enough to break steel soon filled Gravity Falls, Oregon.
More specifically, the scream came from the Mystery Shack.
Even more specifically, the scream came from a girl named Mabel Pines.
The reason for all this screaming? Mabel lost her pet pig, Waddles.
"Ok, Mabel, I know you only scream when it's either code Pig Pink or code Crazy Clone. What is it this time?" Dipper asked.
"PIG PINK! PIG PINK! PIG PINK!" Mabel quickly shouted in response. Dipper automatically knew code 'Pig Pink' meant that Mabel lost her pig.
"Did you check everywhere?"
"YESYESYESYES!"
"Ford's lab?"
"YES!"
"Stan's secret room of criminal activities?"
"YES!"
"That one cave where we found the dinosaurs?"
"No, because I'm pretty sure all the dinosaurs are dead."
"Huh. That explains why McGucket said he ate his way through a dinosaur."

Mabel started pacing all over the room as Dipper chewed on some pens, thinking about where Waddles could have gone.
"Oh, Dipper. I hope we can find Waddles soon. Next to my crush of the week, Waddles is the love of life!" Mabel said melodramatically.
"Who is your crush of the week this time anyways?" Dipper asked, making Mabel stop dead in her tracks.
"IT'S.....NOT IMPORTANT! The thing is, I'm so worried about Waddles. Who knows what could be happening to him in that great big town?" Mabel said, staring out the window.
"Hey, look, Mabel. We'll find Waddles, and I'm sure he'll be OK." Dipper said, comforting Mabel the best he could.

Meanwhile, Waddles was...well, waddling around Gravity Falls. Apparently, Stan accidentally confused Waddles for a pug after Mabel and Waddles had some face painting and sent Waddles off for pug trafficking. Of course, the pugs soon kicked Waddles off the team for not smelling like a dog. Now Waddles was lost in some random forest, wondering where he could find his owner, Mabel Pines. Meanwhile, a flash of light dropped a grey rhombus with one eye in the random forest.
This was Kryptos, and he was one of Bill's Henchmaniacs.
Kryptos started had coughing fit as he dusted himself off.
"Ugh, worth it! 'Oh, Kryptos, you can't use the temporary physical form device! It's only for Bill!' Well, guess what, guys. I'm Kryptos, the best Henchmaniac there was! I do whatever I want!...Now what?" Kryptos was basically as clueless as Waddles in this new world, wandering around aimlessly, hitting some trees and eating some bugs.
"Ugh, come on. I spent so much effort trying to get one of those physical form devices, and this all I get? What a rip o-OW!" Kryptos ran into another tree...again before getting up.
"HEY, WATCH IT YOU STUPID LOG!" Kryptos shook his fist before spotting a pig waddling around. "OH! FOOD! I must take it." Kryptos 'Sneakily' creeped behind Waddles before grabbing the pig. "Oh boy, the Henchmaniacs sure are gonna like having you for dinner. Except for the eyebats. Eyebats don't have mouths." Kryptos talked about some random dumb things as he teleported back to the Nightmare Realm.

Turns out, no one really cared about the pig.
"Teeth? Pyronica? Bill? Anyone? I got a pig. I got very good tasting pig. Not that I actually had any of it." Kryptos wandered aimlessly around the Nightmare Realm with Waddles, searching for someone to give the pig to. Kryptos was tempted to eat the pig for himself, but he knows how much the Henchmaniacs love food outside the Nightmare Realm, and won't like to be hit in the eye again. Kryptos wandered for a good 6 minutes before coming across a door with voices behind it.
"That's it!? That's all we got together for!?" A female voice yelled.
"What a rip off!" Another female voice shouted.
"Now now, guys. Baby steps. We just need to take a few baby steps, and boom! Soon we'll finally get a sweet kiss between the two!" A female voice explained.
"Kiss? What's going on?" Kryptos knocked on the door.
"I'LL GET IT!" A male voice exclaimed before quick footsteps were heard before Teeth opened the door.
"Teeth! Nice to see ya! You know, I was going to give you this pig to eat..." Kryptos held up Waddles, showing the pig to Teeth.
"Look, Kryptos. I'd love to fry that pig on a grill, but I'm in the middle of a boys club here, so you can't come in." Teeth explained.
"But I heard at some girls talking in there. You said this was a boys club! Why can't come in?!" Kryptos barked.
"Because we don't like you." Teeth then slammed the door before opening it up again. "Also, Bill is not allowed in here either." Teeth said quickly before shutting the door.

"Well, maybe Teeth won't like you, but maybe Bill will be happy to butter you up." Kryptos said before knocking on the door to Bill's house. It may have took a while, and also what sounded like a lot of papers being moved, but Bill soon answered the door.
"Hello- oh. It's you. What do you want now? Can't you see I'm busy with my...business?" Bill said, crossing his arms.
"Sorry, boss, but I found this pig, and I thought someone would want to eat it, and as of now, I think you would be the one who would like to eat this pig!" Kryptos held up the pig. Bill narrowed his eye before his eye widened.
"Hang on for a second..." Bill grabbed the pig before pinning it down on a random scale, the scale soon weighing 15 pounds. "15 pounds..." Bill then checked the pig's nose. "Parts of sock and some google eyes..." Bill then (somehow) smelled the pig before coming to a conclusion. "SMELLING LIKE PLASTIC DINOSAURS AND SPARKLES!? KRYPTOS, YOU IDIOT, THIS IS MABEL'S PIG!" Bill shouted, turning red with rage, Kryptos blankly staring at the former.
"Ok...why do you care about the fact that this pig is Mabel's pig?" Kryptos said, confused, shrugging his arms, making Bill's sides turned pink.
"Because....DAH, WHATEVER! I'M RETURNING THIS PIG!" Bill proclaimed, much to Kryptos's surprise.
"WHAT!? WHY!? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER SERVE IT WELL DONE!?" Kryptos yelled back, only to be hit with a random hammer in the eye. "OOOOOWWWWW! WHAT DID I DO!?" Bill ignored the rhombus as he teleported to the Mystery Shack.

"Mabel, I'm sure we'll find Waddles eventually. Sure, he's been gone for the day, but that doesn't mean he's gone forever." Dipper said comfortingly
"I appreciate your concern for me, Dipper, but I'm still afraid for Waddles. For all we know, he could be frying on a pan by now!" Mabel replied, worried for her life about her pet pig.
"Relax. I'm pretty sure Kryptos didn't boil your pig in oil...or at least I don't think so." A familiar, stupid little high voice said.
"Oh god. Here we go again." Dipper groaned as Bill appeared by the window shaped like him.
"Oh hey, Pinetree! Hey, Shooting Star!" Bill said, hanging upside down.
"Ugh, it's you again. What do you want? If it has to do with a box, I'm not doing it!" Mabel said.
"Don't worry, no boxes this time, thank Satan." Bill muttered that last part under his breath. "Anyways, I heard your little pig has gone missing and you guys chased your tails off trying to find him."
"Yes...what's your point?" Dipper asked.
"Well, it turns out I found you pig!" Bill said, holding up Waddles.
"WADDLES! GIVE HIM BACK, YOU MONSTER!" Mabel yelled.
"Yep, I got Waddles! Kryptos found him and just handed him to me!....So, I'm giving him back to you." Bill said, handing Mabel her pet pig.
"Wait, your just gonna give him to us?" Dipper said, narrowing his eyes.
"Ummm, yeah. Why do you ask?"
"Yeah, Dipper! Bill's just handing back Waddles...unless....IS WADDLES A BOMB!?" Mabel shouted.
"What!? No! Why would I make a pig bomb!?"
"...Cause you're you." Dipper replied.
"Yeah! You're the guy that messed with Stan's mind and took over Dipper's body!" Mabel replied as well.
"Well, I assure you, no tricks. Just a pig. Go on, my sweet Shooting Star, take your pet." Bill said, giving Mabel Waddles.
"...Hey. Since when did you start acting nice all of a sudden?" Dipper said, suspicious of Bill.
"Yeah...and did you just call me your sweet shooting star!?" Mabel said.
"WAIT, WHAT!?" Bill got out a tape recorder and played it.
"Go on, my sweet Shooting Star, take your pet." The tape recorder played in Bill's voice.
"WHAT THE-WHY DID I SAY THAT!? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!?" Bill said, his sides turning red before Bill teleported back into the Nightmare Realm.
"Well, that was weird." Dipper said.
"Yeah..." Mabel said, his cheeks turning as pink as her pet pig.

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? YOU JUST COMMITTED A GOOD DEED! YOU'RE A DEMON! THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!" Bill screamed to himself using his mirror. "THIS IS CRAZY, EVEN FOR YOU, BILL! YOU EVEN CALLED MABEL YOUR 'SWEET SHOOTING STAR'! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU, BILL!?" Bill screamed to himself some more before his reflection frowned at him.
"I'll tell you what's happening. You're turning into a sap, and all for that weirdo girl!" Bill's reflection spoke to original Bill.
"Hey! Don't talk about Mabel that way! I think being weird makes her cool!" Bill shouted at his own reflection. "WHAT THE- WHERE ARE ALL THESE WORDS COMING FROM!?"
"See?! You're going so far as to defend Shooting Star!" Reflection Bill said.
"So what? I find Mabel...slightly cute. What's the problem with that?" Bill said reassuringly to his reflection, his sides turning red.
"Wha-what's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE!" Reflection Bill yelled, pointing to a picture of the sign for the Tent Of Telepathy.
"I THOUGHT WE VOWED NEVER TO SPEAK ABOUT THE OBSESSIVE FREAK, PANDORA, AGAIN!" Bill yelled back.
"And why would you be attracted to a human? I mean, just look at her! She's just so normal! Sure, she has those weird things in her mouth and seems to wear those sweater no matter how hot it is, but other than that, she's so...so..." Reflection Bill struggled to find a word to describe Mabel as Bill sighed.
"*Sigh* So perfect." Bill said dreamily.
"RIGHT! SHOOTING STAR'S TOO PERFECT! You have to change her." Reflection Bill said ominously.
"I SAY WE TURN SHOOTING STAR'S HAIR GREEN!" A devil Bill popped up on Bill's shoulder, sprouting ideas on how to make Mabel look not so cute.
"No, No. That won't be necessary. Mabel's beautiful just the way she is. With all her imperfections, like her Mabel juice containing non edible material and her nacho earrings, Mabel's still as cute as ever!" An Angel Bill appeared on Bill's other shoulder, confusing the rest of the Bills.
"Hey, wait. Since when do I get a shoulder angel?" Bill questioned.
"Ever since Mabel touched your heart."
"See!? Shooting Star is giving you a GOOD conscience!"
"Take a hike, goodie goodie! Bill never needed you!"
"Evidently, Bill needs me now."
"A SHOULDER ANGEL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? YOU'VE GROWN SOFT!" Reflection Bill shouted, offending Bill.
"Soft!? You dare call me, an almighty dream demon whose insane mind has tortured billions for 50 trillion years, soft!?" Bill said, scoffing.
"Um, have you seen yourself!? 'Oh, Shooting Star, I found your pet! Have it back!' " Reflection Bill said mockingly.
" 'Oh, Shooting Star, you're such a weirdo, but I love you for that!' " Devil Bill joined in on the mocking.
" 'Oh, Shooting Star, I have a crush on you but I'm too afraid to admit it!' BLUEGJH!" Reflection Bill made a gagging noise.
"Erugh! How sickening of you to fall in love." Devil Bill said angrily.
"Don't listen to them. There's nothing wrong with loving someone." Angel Bill said comfortingly.
"Shouldn't you be playing your harp across town, Goodie one eye?" Devil Bill mocked.
"WELL, SHOULDN'T YOU BE BURNING THE PITS OF HELL, BADDIE ONE EYE!?" Angel Bill mocked back.
"ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!" Bill smashed his mirror, warding off Reflection Bill, while Bill also threw his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil out a window.
"DEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh, pipe down, you've been thrown out windows plenty of times."
"Says you! You never even existed until a few minutes ago!"
"Fair point."