Uh oh. Another musical incoming, guys! Yes, it is another Disney musical. Sorry for being an absolute disgrace.
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An orange rectangle with a mustache, A one eyed blue square, A purple circle with 3 eyes, A red hexagon with 4 eyes, 2 girls, an eyebat with a bow on it's eye, a grey broken box, a pink fire lady, and a walking set of teeth enter a dimension that looks like an acid trip. No this not the pick up line for the world's most confusing and horrific joke. It was a meeting. A meeting of people who had one goal. To get Bill Cipher and Mabel Pines together. The group sat at a random table, the pink fire lady, named Pyronica, at the front.

"I'm not one for lots of words, so let's just get down to the nitty gritty. WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR!?" Pyronica shouted like a protester.

"SHIPPING!" The others shouted back.

"Hehehehe. AND WHO ARE THE TWO WE'RE GONNA PAIR!?"

"BILL CIPHER AND MABEL PINES!" Pyronica and the rest of the Mabill shippers cheered before being interrupted by a pounding the door. Pyronica went over to the door to see if it was time police only to find Xanther, the bread-gorilla Henchmaniac thing.

"BE QUIET! I TRY TO MAKE CUPCAKES! YOUR NOISES DISTRACT ME!" Xanther bellowed.

"Oh, hey Xanther! This is...just a girls club. No boys allowed!" Pyronica then slammed the door before opening it again. "Oh yeah, also, Mabel Pines is not allowed in here as well. Just so you know." Pyronica then slammed the door again before returning to the group.

"So, what brings us all here?" Teeth, second-in-shipping, asked the others.

"I always knew my triangle brother had a crush on Mabel! I've been waiting for so long for Bill to admit his love to Mabel! But he just keeps denying it! I've been waiting so long for the moment Mabel and Bill get together. It's about time I finally take some action." The purple circle, who's known as Little Cents, exclaimed.

"Same here! My triangle child has been having EXTREME love for the sweater child, but he's too afraid to admit it! I'm taking extreme action now!" The hexagon, Hex Goner, exclaimed with even more energy than her daughter.

"We knew right away that Bill had a crush on Mabel. He's been making things too awkward just containing those feelings. I'm not one for shipping, but this has gone too far. I'm helping out my brother." The square, Tad Strange, explained.

"My triangular offspring has had very limited romantic contact with his love interest, known as Mabel Pines, and I have deduced that it's unhealthy for him to keep his emotions inside of him, so I have come to assist you in helping Bill in his romantic life." The rectangle, Morse Kode, explained in very, very boring detail.

"We knew that Mabel had something for Bill. She's been making a lot hearts and stars inside of triangles lately. But she won't even admit that she loves Bill to us, her best friends!" Grenda said.

"Knowing that our best friend has a love interest is as sweet as me, but it's so extricating to see Mabel not being with Bill!" Candy said.

"It's so cute seeing Bill turning pink whenever he spy's on Mabel! I want to see more of that cute little blush between the two of those lovebirds!" The Nameless Eyebat girl said with glee, wearing a translator, of course, cause most Eyebats don't speak.

"Ok, good to know we're all on the same page here. Moving forth, you all know a plan is needed to make our ship happen. So, here's the plan; We split into two groups to confront the two lovebirds while their alone to peer pressure them into admitting their in love!" Pyronica said.

"That's it!? That all we got together for!?" Little Cents yelled.

"What a rip off!" Nameless Eyebat Girl shouted.

"Now now guys. Baby steps. We just need to take a few baby steps, and boom! Soon we'll finally get a sweet kiss between the two!" Pyronica explained before some knocking was heard.

"I'LL GET IT!" Teeth exclaimed before running over to the door and opening the door to find Kryptos with a pig in his arms.

"Teeth! Nice to see ya! You know, I was going to give you this pig to eat..." Kryptos held up Waddles, showing the pig to Teeth.

"Look, Kryptos. I'd love to fry that pig on a grill, but I'm in the middle of a boys club here, so you can't come in." Teeth explained.

"But I heard at some girls talking in there. You said this was a boys club! Why can't come in?!" Kryptos barked.

"Because we don't like you." Teeth then slammed the door before opening it up again. "Also, Bill is not allowed in here either." Teeth said quickly before shutting the door and returning to the group.

"Any other questions?" Shipper-in-command Teeth asked.

"QUESTION! WHAT ARE WE GONNA BE CALLED?" Grenda said in her deep voice.

"...You know, I never thought about that." Pyronica said blankly.

"OH! I GOT IT! WE'LL BE CALLED THE
SUPER
HELPING
INSANE
PEOPLE
PAIRING
STUFF!" Hex said with glee, writing it all down on a chalkboard she pulled out of nowhere.

"So we're the S.H.I.P.P.S with a double P?" Tad asked.

"Exactly!"

"Also question! Why did you bring the box of truth here?" Candy asked, pointing to the Truth Or Punishment cube, which was grey and deactivated as of now.

"Because Teeth and I figured it could help us." Pyronica said, activating the cube.

"WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?" The cube boomed.

"EIGHT BALL!" Teeth shouted from behind.

"No, wrong setting." Pyronica took the cube and set it to 'Snappy Demon' mode.

"IIIIII LIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEE!" The box screamed while growing an eye.

"Alright then, Mr. Cube. You're enlisted in army the shippers of Mabill. Now you gotta sing a song about peer pressure." Pyronica said calmly.

"Mabill, hmm? That's Bill and Mabel as a pairing. The two are obviously in love, but they LIE so much about NOT being in love....I'll make sure I'll punish them until they admit the truth." The box said, electricity blasting behind it.

"Woah there, eager pants. We're not punishing anyone. You're gonna have to sing a song about peer pressuring someone into admitting their in love." Teeth said.

"WHAT!? WHY WOULD I SING A STUPID SONG AND NOT PUNISH THOSE WHO LIE!? THE TWO HAVE LIED TOO MUCH ABOUT THIER LOVE, AND YOU PROPOSE THEY NOT BE PUNISHED!?" The TOP box screamed.

"Because the song will pressure Mabel and Bill into admitting their in love. Then they'll stop lying to themselves about their love. Then, soon, they'll stop lying about their love to each other. If this plan works out the way I hope it will, Mabel and Bill will decrease how much they lie about their love." Pyronica said, the TOP box standing still for a moment until coming to an answer.

"If this really helps stops the lies between the two lovebirds, I'm in." The box said, growing an arm before shaking Pyronica's arm.

"EXCELLENT! Heheheha. AHAHAHAHA. AAAAHHAHAHAHA!" Pyronica laughed like a maniac along with the rest on the S.H.I.P.P.S until a knocking was heard on the door. Pyronica went to get the door to find Keyhole holding some cupcakes.

"Hey, girls! So, Xanther heard you were having a girls club, so he made you all cupcakes for the celebration of the founding of the club!" Keyhole said cheerfully.
"OOOHHHH! CUPCAKES!" Teeth grabbed the plate before chugging down some cupcakes.

"Hey! I thought you said this was a girls club!" Keyhole shouted.

"Ummm...hey look! Jingly keys!" Pyronica held up some keys.

"MYYYYY PRECIOUS!" Keyhole tried to grab the key, but Pyronica threw it away, causing Keyhole to run after it.

"Alright, let's get to work. Teeth, you take Tad, Morse, Truth Or Punishment, and Namless Eyebat Girl and go to Bill. I'll take the rest." Pyronica explained to Teeth.

"SIR YES SIR!" Teeth then ran over the table before standing on it. "OK! TAD! MORSE! TRUTH OR PUNISHMENT! NAMELESS EYEBAT GIRL! TEN HUT!" The mentioned names then ran over to teeth. "WE'RE GONNA GO OVER TO BILL CIPHER AND PRESSURE HIM INTO ADMITTING HE'S IN LOVE! GRAB THESE NOTE SHEETS AND LET'S GET TO SINGING!"

"SIR! YES SIR!" And with that, Teeth ran off with his team.

"Girls, let's go crack a shooting star." Pyronica then left with her team.

Let's hope this won't end in disaster.

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Team Teeth was walking towards Bill's house to sing that peer pressure song.

"If this doesn't work, can we electrocute Bill for lying?" Truth Or Punishment said.

"You keep asking questions related to hurting Bill for lying, and the answer will always be no." Tad responded.

"We all know violent acts against each other will not advance our progress of Bill and Mabel having a romance, so you better decease your actions related to inflicting harm against Bill." Morse also responded to Truth Or Punishment.

"Ugh, I'm stuck with brainiacs." Nameless Eyebat Girl mumbled under her breath.

"GUYS! WE GOT TO STOP ARGUING AND GET TO BILL'S HOUSE!" Teeth barked before slamming into a boarded up door. "Huh, looks like Bill is having a confusing day today." Teeth mumbled.

"Yeah. He does this when he wants to be alone." Nameless Eyebat Girl said.

"All the more reason we should get him to release his emotions." Tad said before teleporting everyone into Bill's house.

"Your reflection is right, Bill. You shouldn't be obsessed over some dumb girl." The team heard Bill talking to himself in his room. "I mean, why would a girl like her even like you, a demon!?" Bill continued battling with himself.

"Oh my. My son is getting worse with his emotions. We have to get him to admit his feelings." Morse said.

"So, should we just burst in there?" NEG asked.

"No, I say we be sneaky about this." Tad then teleported the team into Bill's drawer.

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Mabel laid in her bed, obsessing over Bill like Dipper would obsess over Pacifica.

"Ugh, you got to stop doing this, Mabel. It's unhealthy for you to keep obsessing over boys. And it's especially bad for you to obsess over a demon." Mabel scolded herself.

"Geez, Mabel, I've never seen you like this. Usually I'm the only one talking to myself to not obsess over someone." Mabel paused and found Dipper doing the same thing as she was, staying up all night thinking about their love interest.

"Easy for you to say. You've been staying up all night thinking about Pacifica for more than 12 weeks now! Much longer then you've been obsessing over Wendy." Mabel said.

"Well, at least I'm not alone in my sleep deprivation now." Dipper said. Mabel sadly looked at her book of summer memories.

"I'm just...gonna grab a snack." Mabel walked downstairs with her book of summer memories. She sat on the chair in the living room and opened her book.

(Note: When Mabel or Bill sing, just jumpcut to them in their respective locations. I'm too lazy to write those stupid lines whenever we jumpcut from place to place.)

"If there's a price for rotten judgment..." Mabel looked at a page of her failed summer romances.
"I guess I already won that."

"No woman's worth the aggravation!" Bill said, looking at a photo of the Tent of Telepathy sign, tossing it to the ground as Team Teeth came out of Bill's drawer and Team Pyronica came out from under the living room chair. "That's ancient history-"

"Been there, done that!" Mabel closed the book before being greeted by Pyronica and her team of shippers. "AH! THE HECK ARE YOU GIRLS DOING HERE!?"

"Don't worry, it's just singing about peer pressuring you into admitting your feelings to Bill." Little Cents explained.

"WAIT-WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR BILL!" Mabel protested, her cheeks durning red as ketchup.

"Who'd you think you're kidding!?" Hex sang.

"He's the earth in heaven to ya!" Candy joined in, pointing to the sky.

"You try to keep it hidden." Tad opened up a brick in Bill's chest(?) area, grabbing out a tiny heart.

"WAIT- SINCE WHEN DO I GET A HEART!?!?" Bill yelled.

"Honey, we can S E E R I G H T T H R O U G H Y A." Nameless Eyebat Girl's voice got deeper as she sang the last part.

"Girl, you can't conceal it!" Grenda sang terribly in her deep voice.

"We know how you feel-" Little Cents got out some memory bubbles containing previous some memories of previous one-shots.

"And who you're thinking offfff!" Pyronica got out a dollar with a picture of Bill on it, only to realize Mabel had walked away. "NO! WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" Pyronica cried out as Mabel walked out of the living room with her book of summer memories.

"No chance! No way!" Mabel walked down the hallway in the mystery shack.

"I won't say it! No, No!" Bill floated down the stairs to get away from Teeth and his team of S.H.I.P.P.S.

"You swoon, you sigh." Team Teeth sang.

"Why deny it? Uh oh!" Team Pyronica sang as well.

"It's too cliche!" Bill rolled his eye as he touched the door handle.

"I won't say I'm in love." Mabel opened the door and walked outside in an attempt to get way from Pyronica and her S.H.I.P.P.S.

"He's not breaking!" Teeth said.

"He always has been quite stubborn." Tad added. Team Teeth sighed before realizing the portal at Bill's door.

"Hey, where did that come from!?" Nameless Eyebat Girl said.

"Oh, I just teleported him into the Mystery Shack's backyard. Mabel is going there as we speak." Truth Or Punishment explained.

"WHAT!? THAT'S GOING AGAINST THE PLAN!" Teeth cried out, before realizing something. "Although...it would add as a plus if it would have Bill admit his love TO Mabel." Teeth said mischievously as he and his team of S.H.I.P.P.S ran through the portal.

"I thought my heart had learned it's lesson. It feels so good when you start out." Mabel looked again at her page of failed summer romances as she went into the backyard.

"My head is SCREAMING 'GET A GRIP, BILL!' " Bill grabbed out that tiny heart from his chest(?) area. "Unless you're crying to DIE YOUR HEART OUT!" Bill's tiny heart then shattered to pieces.

"YOU KEEP ON DENYING WHO YOU ARE AND HOW YOU'RE FEELING!" Truth Or Punishment scream-sang, turning red.

"Baby, we're not buying." Pyronica sang, burning some dollar bills in her hands.

"Hon, we saw ya HIT THE CEILING!" Hex shot up and her body acted as if Hex did hit a ceiling.

"Face it like a grown up!" Morse Kode sang along in a gruff, deep voice.

"When are you gonna owe up that you got-" Teeth started.

"Got-" NEG continued.

"Got it-" Tad Continued.

"BAAAAAADDDDDDD!" Team Teeth sang at LOUD volume.

"No chance! No way!" Bill said bitterly.

"I won't say it, no no!" Mabel said.

"GIVE UP!" Nameless Eyebat Girl sang.

"Give in!" Little Cents sang.

"Check your grin!" Teeth said, pulling on the gums at his edges.

"You're in love!" Grenda said.

"This scene won't play...I won't say I'm in love!" Mabel and Bill said in unison.

"You're doing flips!" Pyronica said, doing a front flip.

"Read our lips!" Teeth joined in.

"YOU'RE IN LOVE!" The S.H.I.P.P.S sang.

"You're WAY off base, I won't say it." Mabel said, stepping on the porch.

"GET OFF MY CASE! I WON'T SAY IT!" Bill yelled, floating on the roof of the porch.

"Girl, go be proud-" Team Pyronica gave Mabel a dollar with Bill's picture on it.

"It's ok, you're in love..." Team Teeth gave Bill a copy of Mabel's shooting star sweater. (Bill's also on the porch by now, BTW.)

"Ohhh....at least out loud....I won't say I'm in love..." Mabel and Bill said in unison, the two laying on the porch before realizing the situation their in. "WOAH-WAIT-WHAT-AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? WHAT AM I DOING HERE! YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, OK!" The two lovebirds screamed in unison, blushing like crazy, an awkward silence making things even more embarrassing.

"So...you don't think that...we actually are...actually in love...right?" Mabel said, her face still as red as cherry.

"I...don't think so...I don't see any reason why we would be." Bill replied, his body feeling like a volcano after erupting.

"OH COME ON!" Grenda yelled.

"ALL THIS SINGING FOR THIS!?" Hex screamed.

"I'M ELECTROCUTING THEM!" Truth Or Punishment cried out, among other jeers from the S.H.I.P.P.S.

"Yeah. I mean, why would an awesome, powerful demon like you even think about some weird, dumb little kid like me?" Mabel mumbled.

"Yeah, and why would a funny, nice girl like you fall in love with a heartless, jerk triangle like me?" Bill responded. The two sighed before realizing what they just said to each other.

"I THINK WE SAID ENOUGH!" The two yelled in unison. "...And besides, I'm pretty sure if we did fall in love, it would be on the 66th day of never, in the never 4th and 1/2 century." The two chuckled at their joke before sighing again.

"You know, I actually fell in love with you after just a few days of your visit in Gravity Falls. I just loved your energetic and goofy behavior." Bill contemplated.

"Yeah, and I fell in love with you after that dreamscape incident. Your weird little quirks and jokes were always kinda funny to me, and you were also so cool with your nightmare beams and shapeshifting thing." Mabel said.

"....So, we just admitted our feelings to each other?" Bill asked.

"....I guess we did." Mabel replied, smiling her brace filled smile. Meanwhile, the S.H.I.P.P.S were having a fan-gasm in a nearby bush.

"YES! FINALLY! AFTER 9 AKWARD TRIES, IT FINALLY HAPPENED!" Teeth and Pyronica cried out.

"OUR FRIEND FINALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND!" Candy cheered.

"I KNOW, CANDY! THIS IS GREAT!" Grenda cheered as well, the two girls hardly being able to breath because of happiness.

"Ah...reminds me of our romantic life, doesn't it, Morse?" Hex sighed dreamily.

"Don't remind me." Morse bitterly said.

"COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER!?" Cents said, gobbling down popcorn.

"I think it's about to..." Tad said.

"So...Bill...this probably gonna be really awkward...but...WOULDYOULIKETOGOONADATEWITHME!?" Mabel fast talked. Bill, however, being him, could understand speed talk and heard it loud and clear.

"A DATE!? Wow, it's been so long since I've been on a date. YES! YES I WILL!" Bill said.

"YAAYYYY!" Mabel threw confetti and sparkles everywhere.

"YAAAAAYYYY!" Bill threw deer teeth everywhere. Meanwhile, the S.H.I.P.P.S fainted from joy of their ship being canon.

Oh...no one did know that there was someone hiding in the bushes as well. Someone who wasn't taking this Mabill relationship lightly.

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3175 words...for a one-shot. THAT'S IT! I WASTED MY LIFE! *Jumps out of plane, explodes on contact with anything*