a/n this does get smutty kinda but you'll see it's pretty funny

“How long do we have before the show starts?” Josh asked, sitting down next to his band mate.

“About three hours,” Tyler responded, “but that’s when the opening band starts. We don’t go on until about 7.”

Josh quietly sighed and looked back down at his phone, scrolling through the Twitter hashtag of their tour and viewing the pictures.

"I'm gonna miss hearing the crowd cheer every night.” Tyler spoke.

Josh nodded. “Yeah.”

“Okay so,” after a moment of awkward silence between the two, Tyler sat up from his slouching position on the couch and started talking. “You know how we did all that cryptic stuff before the album came out?”

“What about it?”

“That’s how we should end the tour, too.”

“Yes, because watching our fan base burn is the ultimate pastime.” Josh said sarcastically.

“Hey, I like reading the theories.”

Josh laughed. “Read any interesting ones lately?”

“Some.” The brunette responded. “Some about the lyrics, some of us dating, some about Blurryface. All that jazz.”

Josh froze and nervously laughed, “Wait, what did you say?”

“Some about the lyrics and some about Blurryface.”

“No no. About the theory of us dating.”

“What about it?”

“I don’t know.” Josh said, “I guess it just caught me off guard, that’s all. What does it say?”

“Well, its a link to this fanfiction that’s apparently pretty popular in our fan base.”

“What’s it called?”

“The forest fic. Because of what people have said about it, I'm a little scared to read it.” The brown haired boy laughed. “They call us Joshler apparently.”

“It might not be that bad of an idea.” Josh said, mentally slapping himself for speaking.

“What?”

He cleared his throat. “I don’t know. Joshler?”

“Yeah, but we’re not gay though.” Tyler chuckled.

“We don’t know that.” Josh said quietly.

The smaller boy looked at him, slightly confused. “I’m sorry?”

There was slight hesitation in his mind, but not in his movements. Josh moved closer to Tyler and grabbed his hand.

(a/n this isn't mine i got my friend to write this part because i suck, but i did kinda contribute in this chapter idek but like HOLY VQODBQPRBQPNFWM shaowbrow I SHIP.)

After a few seconds of heavy awkward silence, Tyler said, “I mean, it wouldn’t be bad. We’re still friends.”

Josh nodded. His face was now only a few inches away from Tyler’s when, like magnets, their lips touched.

When Tyler pulled back a tad, he said, “I’m still a little confused about this. I may need to test this theory a few more times.”

The older boy smirked and leaned back in, but this time, putting his hands around Tyler’s waist.

Tyler accepted this gesture and moved his body closer to Josh’s. “This doesn’t mean anything, right. We’re still just friends.” The brown haired boy said against Josh’s neck.

“For now.” The older boy smirked.

(if you're reading anyways here's the beginning of the smoot, I'll use this emoji to signal the beginning and end: 🖤)

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Without hesitation, Tyler surged his lips to Josh’s, catching him off guard. Mainly because he’d never expect Ty to do anything like that, he seemed more submissive.

But this kiss was longer than the last and more intimate. Tyler massaged his hands through Josh’s bright yellow hair.

“Hey,” he said, pulling back a tad for a few seconds, “this doesn’t mean anything, right. We’re just friends?” His voice was out of breath and scratchy.

"Not after this, we aren't." the yellow haired boy smirked, knowing this made Tyler more confused than ever, but they continued on.

The brunette got really impatient, he wasn't going to cut for teasing. Tyler pushed the bright haired man down onto the bed, in their bright red colored room.

After Josh was taken by surprise from Tyler's actions, the brown haired boy started straddling him. Josh wasn't going to go for teasing either, so he immediately grabbed his hips and demanded, "Shirt. Off. Now." then let go, having a flustered boy straddling the dominant yellow haired man.

Being the obedient one, he obliged and quickly unbuttoned his shirt. Throwing it somewhere across the room, the brunette immediately started looking for the friction he craved, he needed this so badly.

Josh grabbed his hair, "you're going to let me do whatever the hell I want, you understand kitten?"

The brunette never knew that Josh somehow knew. knew his darkest, hugest, and most well hidden secret.

"Y-yes, daddy.." Tyler whimpered.

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Just as things were getting super heated, all of a sudden you appear out of nowhere, ramming the door open and then proceeding to run into the very brightly blood red colored room then scream,

"Ah, sTOp! yOu aLmOsT mAdE mE DROP MY CROSSIANT!1!1!2!!2!2!!!!"

Josh turns his head to look at you, a confused look on his face. Tyler turns around, blushing from embarrassment since he doesn't have on a shirt and was so close to getting the pretty, but also hot boy finally, after all this time of having a huge fangirl type of crush on him.

"Why are you here? How the fire truck did you get in here? What the-" Josh was cut off by you screamed some more jumbled non-sense,

"ROAD WORK AHEAD? I sure hope it does!" You blurted out while inching closer to Tyler, reaching out to maybe touch his arm, if even humanly possible.

Tyler gasped and jumped back, he was so utterly confused. Now the clique would know, Joshler is real. a/n rt At this point though, he wouldn't care. He's been secretly in the closet for all these years, coming out would be nice for a change. but he can't let Josh know. What if the boy was using the brunette? How would he recover from it? Who knows.

To snap himself out of this thinking space, he started screaming along vines with you.

You and Tyler imitated guns on your fingers and shot up, saying quite loudly,

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F*CKING LOVE YOU!" and more. Eventually, Josh got really jealous of you spending so much time with Tyler and he just had to watch that he joined in himself.

You, Tyler, and Josh became good friends. When they turned about 35 or so, they got married. You were invited to the wedding.

they had smutty bum secks on their honeymoon and you guys made vines your inside joke

goodnight

credit to like 500 of the words: EnaiaJin🤧🖤