Child: So mom have you ever heard of this book called-
Me: CALLED WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT CALLED TELL ME NOW.
Child: ...I think I'm going to-
Me: *tackles child* COME HERE AND TELL ME!
Child: IT'S CALLED HARRY-
Me: POTTER HARRY POTTER YES YES YES OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FANGIRL LIKE ME! I'M SO PROUD LET'S BUY YOU A PUPPY!
Child: FOR READING A BOOK!?
Me: HELL YEAH CHILD GET IN THE CAR!
Child: OHHHH I SHOULD READ MORE OFTEN!