Me: I want something salty.
Everyone: FIGHT THE CRAVINGS
Me: I want something sweet.
Everyone: FIGHT THE CRAVINGS!
Me: I want chocolate.
Everyone: FIGHT THE CRAVINGS!
Me: I want food.
Everyone: FIGHT THE-
Me: DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THE ******* CRAVINGS!?