SO IT'S STORY TIME FRIENDS.

A long time ago, there was a rawr
And she was shipping her two friends very much.

Now she finds that one of said friends MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON THE OTHER.

Okay background information.

Over my friend's house at a class party, with only a few people remaining, we were playing truth or dare.

The two friends that I ship had to kiss on a dare (which is why I began shipping them).

Let's give them names.
Boy=Hambe
Girl=Tew
(These names are 100% inside jokes)

Summer passed etc. etc.

Over the summer Hambe and Tew supposedly FaceTimed and talked about relationships...even tho Hambe was out of the country for vacation.

A few months into the school year Hambe got added to a group message with us (1 of 2 guys) and he usually only talks in it when Tew is texting.

As for Tew, she was at a new school, had a crush on a new guy, not gonna share much more but basically the guy turned out to be really awful.

During the time that Tew liked this awful kid that she didn't realize was awful yet (that's a mouthful) she would text in this group message and Hambe would always be there to comfort her.

Hambe also happened to make a new GM WHERE HE PRACTICALLY ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THAT EITHER BECAUSE WE SWORE TO KEEP ANYTHING SAID IN THERE QUIET.

*she said as she posted it on the internet for a million people to see*

But there have been multiple other occasions where Hambe has showed, in the slightest way, that he has a thing for Tew.

Quick examples.
•Another small party, this one involving our main Squad, where he said he couldn't come until he found out Tew was going.
•RECENTLY ASKED ME IF TEW WAS GOING TO A FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
•TEXTS. HER. IN. THE. MESSAGE. CONSTANTLY.
•Will literally bring her up as casually as possible...except it's not that casual.

This would make so much more sense if you guys could see it for yourselves BUT I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE IS A REAL LIFE SHIP AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL ART AND I NEED IT TO HAPPEN.

AND THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER FACTORS THAT GO INTO THIS CONSIDERING IT IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE BUT I MEAN THAT'S THE GENERAL OVERVIEW I GUESS?

AND I LOVE TEW BUT SHE REALLY NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT HAMBE LIKES HER BECAUSE SHE'S GOT HER EYES ON ANOTHER GUY RN AND I'M SO SHOOK BECAUSE THIS GUY DOESN'T WANT TO DATE AT ALL AND HAMBE IS RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT. THERE.

Haha that felt good.

This has been going on for such a long time and I need it to happen because it's just so...perfect.

*sigh*

I wonder how many people actually were interested in this.

IF YOU READ THROUGH THAT ENTIRE TRAIN WRECK HERE IS A COOKIE FOR YOU.
*throws cookies*

So that's basically a small look into my psychotic life. Feel free to input whatever you want.

BUT IF YOU
DESTROY
MY SHIP
I WILL
DESTROY
*looks around*
THIS
CHIPMUNK.

I'm kidding how could I destroy a chipmunk.

Seriously though, feel free to throw in whatever you wish, but DO NOT BREAK THIS IT IS WHAT I LIVE AND BREATHE RIGHT NOW.

Okay love you all!

Peace from Sasslandia,
Rawr🐾