Me: *painting nails*
Me: *gets paint on finger*
Me: ...shoot.
Me: *tries to wipe of paint*
Me: *smudges everything*
Me: GOSH DARN IT.
Me: *tries to re-paint*
Me: *screws up some more*
Me: *throws nail polish across room*
Me: TAKE THAT.
Nail Polish: I can take nothing.
Me: ...
Nail Polish: I win at everything.
Me: ...
Nail Polish: Torture is a fun game.
Me: what the...