hey ho the witch is dead (I published this and realized it's supposed to say "ding dong" why am I like this oh wow)

sike mwahaha I'm right here

Hello ladies who read my book (and possibly curious males)

First of all I'm very sorry that I haven't updated this in literally forever. I guess you can say I took a little hiatus, and I'm not sure if I'm still going to be on one. 

Second of all every last one of you have been so kind and supportive and coming back to all of your messages was just a really nice surprise because I was kind of expecting everyone to just melt away from me and view me as irrelevant. So thank you for that, it was really really sweet :)

I havent had the motivation to do much writing or reading or anything lately. I have a notebook that I keep story ideas in, and I'm still working on some stuff ~behind the scenes~ but I'm sorry to inform you that new chapters in most of my books wont be arriving any sooner now that I'm ~kind of~ back.

But I'm going to try, for you guys, because you really did fuel me. You're all so nice and positive and hilarious and it's a VERY WONDERFUL CHANGE OF ATTITUDE CONSIDERING THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY. It's nice to be reminded that not everyone sucks. You're all wonderful.

All of you, if you ever feel worthless, or like no one cares about you, know that you are not worthless because you really cheer me up and I care about you because you're a great person who deserves love.

SO LADIES AND MAYBE GENTLEMEN

Drink some water, wash your face, work out a little bit, get up and take a shower, eat a piece of chocolate, find your favorite food and savor every last bite, listen to your favorite song on full volume, and CARE FOR YOURSELVES.

Because no matter what, I love you :)