Kendra: *Stuck in chair* your leg's in the way. Not your real leg, but your chair leg.
Oliver: *Shifts*
Kendra: Now your real leg's in the way.

Kendra: Hey Dad, read my fanfiction.
Dad: *Checks math on front* You got this one wrong.
Kendra: *In head* Oh my Philadelphian bagels Dad I asked you to read my High-Quality Trash and you check my math
Kendra: *Out loud* Okay I'll fix it

Oliver: *Hugs Kendra* I'm not letting you go now
Kendra: Well that makes it hard to go to the bathroom.

Rachel: OMG a strawberry!
Kendra: That's a cherry, Rachel.

Rachel: It's RachelPlayz, with a "z," cuz that's "hip."
Kendra: ...

Kendra: *Fake laughs in a really weird way*
Kendra: *Bursts out in real laughter cuz oh my gosh my fake laugh is hilarious*