Oliver: *Coughs*

Kendra: Don't die.

Oliver: *Coughs again*

Kendra: I said don't die!

Kendra:(In class) We need to read now. 'Cause we came to learn.

Oliver: I thought we came to die...

Kendra: We've already achieved that.

History Teacher:(Collecting papers) Are you done?

Kendra: Yep!

Oliver: Nope, I'm still thinking.

History Teacher: That explains the burning smell.

Kendra: *Snickers*

Math Teacher: It's called your brain pan.

Kendra: Where you fry the soup.

During lockdown drill:

Math Teacher: The other class is really loud.

Kendra: Well, in a real situation, that'd be good for us, right?

Oliver:(Randomly in the middle of science class) If he's Mr. Clean, then who's Mrs. Clean?

Kendra: Who?

Oliver: Mr. Clean!

Kendra: You mean the guy from the commercial?

Oliver: Yeah!

Kendra: Why are we talking about this right now?

Oliver: I don't know...

Kendra: I swear, why are we not comedians?

Oliver: I don't know!

Oliver: You idioso!

Kendra: *Cries*