September 14

Class: Yes!

Kendra: What was the question?

Oliver: (Tries to do something)

Oliver: (Fails miserably)

Kendra: (Snickers)

Oliver: Can you check my answers?

Teacher: You can collaborate with your group.

Oliver: Yeah, but they might be wrong.

Rachel: I eat turkey bacon chips.

Kendra: Cuz eating bacon is wrong.

September 17

Math Teacher: Did you all have a good weekend?

Rachel: No!

Kendra: I cried over a fan fiction!

Oliver: I hate my life!

Math Teacher: Whoa, chill out, guys!

Math Teacher: Kendra's still waking up.

Kendra: I don't want to be here...

Math Teacher: Why not?

Kendra: I stayed up 'til nine thirty trying to finish writing my fan fiction and it's still not done! I want to be home, writing and reading and crying over well written fan fiction like I did this weekend!

Math Teacher: It gets more fun.

Kendra: (Tired and grumpy) Define fun.

Rachel: Just simplify the 3by and the by.

Math Teacher: There you go.

Kendra: That's IT?! I wrote, like, fifty different simplifications!

Math Teacher: Make sure you have a straight edge.

Kendra: (Heroically pulls out ruler)