Kendra:(Talking to herself like a creepy person as she starts to write today's Stupid Conversations) September....

Kendra: Oh wait it's October

Kendra: (Snickers) I'm an IDIOT LOL

Kendra: There are only three chairs, not four...

Kendra:(Shrugs) Eh. Rachel can stand.

Friend:(Holding Kendra's books from falling off of the table) Uh, your book tower isn't very stable...

Kendra: I know. I like to represent myself in everything I own.

Math Teacher: What's the worst thing that you can do during an emergency?

Kendra: There's a lot of bad things you could do...

Oliver: Scream, cry...

Kendra: Run.

Oliver: Trip.

Kendra: Fall.

Oliver: Yell in pain

Kendra: DIE.

Rachel: So yeah, we're supposed to go to this classroom... (Looks into empty classroom)

Kendra: (Patting Rachel on the shoulder) The teacher trolled you, dude.

Rachel:

Kendra:

Rachel:

Rachel: (Betrayed) No

Rachel: I still have faith! The teacher will come!

Kendra:

Kendra: I don't see him

Rachel: Look! There he is! He's heroically rolling his little computer cart towards us!

Kendra: Watch him turn around.

I'm warning you the next one is sad but it's still true

(During Career Tester or something)

Oliver: I could be a model!

Rachel: I could be a photographer!

Kendra: What the heck it says I should be a sewer worker