Scarlet: I just cant keep my eyes open.

Kendra: I usually sit on spikes to keep awake.

Language Arts Teacher: What's an emotional movie? What movie put you on an intense roller coaster of feelings?

Classmate: Little Rascals.

Kendra: Hey, can I play with your weed whacker?

Scarlet: You don't have anything to use it on.

Kendra:

Kendra: Well, there's your brother, for one.

*Lights go out in class*

*Screams of anguish*

Classmate: Cinder, you're  a cinnamon roll.

Oliver: A Cinder-mon roll.

*Drawing boats*

Kendra: I'm naming my boat Sheila.

Oliver: I'm naming my boat Fluoride.

Oliver: So yes, there is  Fluoride in our water.

Kendra:

Kendra: Rachel is going to freak

Math Teacher: What's the worst blood pressure?

Kendra: Peer pressure.

"I'm not being real, I'm being fiction."

-Rachel

Rachel: You're coming to my locker.

Kendra: Say it nicely.

Rachel: (Sweetly) Can you please come to my locker before I SACRIFICE YOU TO THE GODS-

Rachel: I'm going to target Wolfgang with this easy method. Watch and learn.

Rachel: Hey, Oliver!

Oliver: Yes?

Rachel: Wolfgang hates anime.

Oliver: *Turns to Wolfgang* Do you hate anime?

Wolfgang: *Looks at Rachel*

Rachel: *Mouths* Just go along with it.

Wolfgang:

Wolfgang: ANIME SUCKS

Oliver: *Tackles Wolfgang*

Rachel: *Steals Kendra's book*

Lyndsay: *Gives Kendra book back behind Rachel's back*

Kendra: *Whacks Rachel with book* I got my book back

Lyndsay and Kendra: *Viciously skip down hallway*

*Door opens and touches Kendra's arm*

Kendra: *Screams*

"I'M NOT LOUD."

-A very loud classmate

Kendra: *Raises hand* Teacher I need emotional support

*In the middle of conversation*

Rachel: Wait hold on let's be gay

Kendra: (Stares confused-ly)

Kendra: Repeat that please

Kendra: *Rips Lyndsay's anime printout* BYE DEKU

Oliver: NO DEKU

Yodeler: I'm scared of balloons.

Classmate: So, say there's a clown.

Yodeler: That's not scary.

Classmate: And he's holding a balloon-

Yodeler: FORGET THE CLOWN WATCH OUT FOR THE FREAKING BALLOON

Kendra: I don't understand this math problem.

Rachel: Just do what I did.

Kendra: What did you do?

Rachel: Give up.

Math Teacher: Go meet someone! What are you so afraid of?

Oliver: People.

Rachel: Ha ha you don't know the answer

Kendra: You don't know it either.

Rachel:

Rachel: Dang it.

Rachel: I'm mad at you now.

Kendra: NO PLEASE I CAN CHANGE I'M BEGGING YOU

Rachel: I'm going to rip out your vocal chords.

Kendra: What vocal chords? I speak from the heart.

Kendra: *To the spiderman theme* Anime, anime-

Oliver: Can you-

Kendra: *Throws pencil at Lyndsay*

Oliver: *Gets hit in the eye*

Kendra: I blame anime

Kendra and Oliver: *Are talking*

Oliver, indoors: *Gets whacked by tree branch*

Classmate: *Picks up shorter classmate* I thought I lost you small one

Kendra: Teacher, Rachel hurt my hand and my feelings

Teacher: Curiosity is a gift.

Classmate: But didn't curiosity kill the cat?

Teacher: Well, cats are dumb.

Rachel: Yeah, I don't like her, she, she, she made me cry.

*Trying to complete a webquest*

Kendra: I know the password.

Kendra: *Types*

Oliver: What'd you type?

Kendra: *Presses enter* Chicken Strips.

(That wasn't the password by the way)

"Wait, you can't leave! I love you! No homo!"

Male Classmate to Female Teacher

Inside jokes that we randomly say that are hardly funny to anyone without the backstory

"Eleven."

"Never fear, Shrek is here."

"TEACHER"

"That was a late reaction"

"Mmmmpurple."

"Sen-pi"

"I match you in holy guacamole. You may romantically hug the bride."

See ya!

-Kendra💜