Okay, you'll only get this if you're a Maze Runner fan also, but, just take a minute to picture Newt in Hogwarts. Just picture it for a moment. 

Newt as a Prefect. 

Newt on the quidditch team. 

Newt calling first years Greenies by accident. 

Newt snoring in History of Magic. 

Newt hating Snape as much as Harry and bewitches his potion to explode in his face "by accident."  

Newt becoming the fifth Marauder. 

Newt in the Triwizard Tournament. 

Wait, forget about that last one. 

I might write a book about that. Minus the Triwizard Tournament one. That would be almost as bad as page 250. 

Sorry for bringing that up, please don't kill me. 

Also, if you haven't read the Maze Runner, I insist you do, if you have, than sorry for bringing these sad points up.