MY SISTER WOULD BE THAT ONE MUGGLEBORN WHO, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT JAMES SIRIUS' MIDDLE NAME WOULD CALL HIM SIRI AND ASK HIM WHAT THE CAPITAL OF TURKEY IS AND WHEN HE RESPONDS THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE TRIES TO SEND HIM TO THE NEAREST VIRIZON STORE BECAUSE "MY SIRI ISN'T WORKING"!!!!!!!