Is it so weird when you stare at cheese and it starts talking to you? I've kinda been at the point when i was beating up my sandwich and saying "DIE SANDWICH! DIE!!!" and people looks at me like i'm crazy. BEATING UP YOUR SANDWICH IS COMPLETELY NORMAL! I'M  NORMAL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Erm.... that was weird. Then my dad comes in just now and reads it and is like "What has that sandwich ever done to you?" and i'm like "it was going to die anyways. I'm voient." then he reads just that and he's like "huh. be nice to your sandwich" and he just walks away. so that was my typical lunch.