It's been a while!

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Me: *Googling for photos of Michael*

Me: *Finds one I've never seen before*

Me: *Widens eyes*

Me: *Starts breathing heavy*

Me: *Falls back against chair*

Me: *Goes into a state of shock*

Me: *Tries not to hyperventilate*

Me: Oh ... my ...

Me: *Starts squealing uncontrollably*

Me: *Claws at the screen*

Me: *Cries a little at his beauty*

Me: *Whispers* I love you so much ...

Me: *Turns head to see friend*

Friend: Uh ...

Me: Shut up. *Resumes clawing the screen in sexual and romantic frustration*

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Lmao this is probably just me. Idk. 😭😂