Y'all ever had that one mofo who needs to add some cheese to that bitcharoni???

Well buckle the fvck up cuz Imma sit ya down and possibly smack you regardless of how much I love you cuz I can't bitch-slap the woman who caused this little emotional meltdown because A, she's my mother, and B, it is socially unacceptable to drop-kick a pregnant woman.

Common sense check numero uno,
If your first daughter has been about to slowly and painfully saw off your second daughter's head with an unsharpened number two pencil like the psycho yandere bitch I am, what in HELL makes you think it's a good idea to have another kid, cuz it sure as fvck ain't me or Mephi, am I right InsaneIsGood???

Common sense check B,
I'm already not sleeping till 6am, whether or not that's intentional, I DO NOT need a baby wailing his ass off in my goddamn house.

Common sense check, uh... Triangle,
This one's kinda a follow-up to the last one. School goddamn. Omfg I already can't focus on my work with frikkin OTPs popping up outta nowhere and I'm LEGIT stressing over JUDY rn (not literally, not figuratively) I DON'T NEED TO LOSE ANYMORE SLEEP JESUS FVCKING YELLOW PENGUINES WOMAN!

Also can someone paint a corner of my room black so I can have a Tamaki corner?
If you haven't realized I also just got eyebrow deep in the Ouran HSHC fandom.