1k reads? Dang, you people will read anything. Honestly. Oh, I have a song for this!

Do I have a Bo Burnham song for every occasion? Probably.

Anyways, thank you my loser army; we will take over this useless dimension and murder the fools (starting with Satan) one day soon.

Judy would be proud. Actually..... Probably not, considering their 34,740 subscribers on YouTube, but- wait, why do I make it a point to always bring Judy into these things?

Sorry, sorry. But yes minions, I thank you.

IN YOUR FACE CHESTER!

You probably don't get that, but it had to be said.

I propose a toast, to my awesomeness. *raises glass of mango smoothie*

So yup.

Before I go, I give you something beautiful.

It's Judy. And Ron, but who cares about him?