Hey guys I'm here with a mental breakdown. If you couldn't care less about my Judy problem that I should seek professional help for, get out.

To the one person still here, earlier today (I guess yesterday now, given that it's 2am), Judy announced that she has been in a relationship for the past month. That's all she said.

Someone stupid said that they ship her and Ryan so her Tumblr community got into the subject of what's okay to ship. So I, being the nut that I am, went under anon to say that I recalled her saying that if anything, she should be shipped with love and respect and happiness and money. She responded with "the only acceptable pairing (and also w/ my SO)"

SO means significant other if you were unaware.

I know for a FACT this is the first time she's said jack shit about being in a romantic relationship.

Yeah, this kinda screwed up my life.

It does help slightly to know that I'm technically the first internet person she directly told.

After this, she got a ton of asks about them, whomever they may be. She won't say who they are just yet, but she's said that it's been a month. A MONTH.

I believe I've forgotten to mention this: it's extremely difficult for her to develop a romantic interest in someone. Actually, I recall her saying she has only ever had strong romantic feelings for someone ONCE. This would be her second time in 18 years. This person is incredibly special. Her lack of interest is what used to make me think that just maybe she'd stay single just long enough...

I was wrong.