200 reads? Dang, I expected 4. I had expected only 1 person to read this, only because I know them in real life, and I even thought they would quit after four chapters. I know 200 isn't really a lot, but it is to me, because I have like, six real life friends. Because everyone else is jealous. (Dat ego tho.) You guys don't mind if I show this to the wack-doodles (?) who say I have no friends, right? Of course not, you're my friends.

Also, wtf is with the white Vans thing? Like, BRUH.