Behold the queen of uncreative titles, me. So basically my OC Immortal in TF2. She just goes by Bacia or Than here, and just keeps to herself. This is when they get the news about tumors through teleporting, lets see her reaction.

Than just drove calmly, she didn't mind what she'd just done for that suitcase. It was normal for her and the others, being the only girl on either the teams didn't change it one bit. Scout snored in the next seat, unbuckled as usual. She was thinking about slamming on the breaks to teach him not to, but a call interuppeted her. Now's a better time to wake him then any other. She slammed on the breaks, sending her friend crashing through the window. It was a moment before he got up and glared at her.

"Your girlfriend's calling." She smirked, he muttered and got back in the car.

"What the hell happened!?" Soldier shouted from the back. "Did you stop to let a kitten cross the road again?"

"I'm against animal crulety, and I needed to wake up Scout for the call." She reasponded, resuming the drive."Oh, and we'll have to replace the windshield."

"Scout, It's Pauline. Please tell me me you've got the briefcase." Pauline called out from the communicator, Than knew her well and called her Pally. 

"Yeah, sure." Scout replied casually.

"And nobody saw you." She said expectantly.

"Eh... Basically nobody." He answered, thying to to have much worry show. Soldier came from the back, shoving Scout aside.

"Well Miss Pauline, we killed everyone there!" He declared, muffling Scout. 

"Not everybpdy, Soldier." She replied. "You left seven witnesses, guys." She turned around  and shot one. "Six"

"Don't worry Pally, I'll help bury the bodies." Than said. "Ill be there in a second, just gotta help the boys. Than arrived the the RED base she stopped gently, unlike her. But it was just to see Scout's struggling to ask Pally out, which predictably, he failed.

"Lotta people buys, busieness...?" He groaned and slumped in he seat. She laughed a bit, dragging away a body.

"I dunno why, you failure." She said aloud, "Why would she like you anyways?" Scout shot her a glare but she smiled gently. He backed off, knowing she only did that when she was joking, it was rare if she ever did that for sincereity. Scout got up and strolled the the table where Engie and Medic were working.

"What have you two Eggheads been up to?" Scout tossed the keys at them but they didn't catch it, they both just stared at him gravely. "..Nice catch..." He mumbled.

"Yeah, listen now.. We've been runnin' some experiments on the Teleporter. Ya'll ought to take a look at this..." The mercs gathered around the table as Engie started up a teleporter. A loaf of bread appeared, hovering.

"Oh, you can teleport bread. It's big news." Scout said nonchelantly. 

"The best thing since sliced bread." Than joked, chuckling a little at her own clever statement.

"Is Deme back with the beer yet? 'Cause I--" He was cut off when Medic broke open the bread, revealing pulsing, green tumors inside. He gagged as the other stepped back.

"What the hell is that!?" He exclaimed, Than stared at it.

"Tumors." She declared. "They're tumors."

"Correct." Medic said, putting it down.

"Y'all know what this means, right?" Engie asked, looking dead serious. Than nodded, about to say something when Soldier slammed Scout onto the table.

"It means we can't teleport bread anymore!" He yelled, Than ran and shoved Soldier back.

"No! It means you all have those things--" She j=gestured to the hideous things inside the bread. "--Tumors, inside of you!"

"Exactly, Bacia." Engie said, walking over to ensure no more fighting.  "If any of you wanted to do something, before you... Died, then you'd better do it now..."

"How long until these tumors kill us?" Spy asked.

"Well, lets see." Medi said, running the calculations through his head. "We all use the teleporter lets say, six times a day..." He lost than's attention, she knew that these coul not affect her. All of them were going to die, but when? Medic answered as soon as she thought. "We all have three days to live!"

"Not." Than interupped. "I'm immune." As soon as she said it, Demo teleported in.

"Yeah!! Whoo!" They all looked up and stared at him and glanced at one another, distraught faces among them. He glanced around, seeing the anxiety within everyone.

"What?"

"Demo, I think you should sit down..." Than began.

-Time skip to the Annoucement-

The speaker screeched and Than looked up from her work, she was trying the make a cure but couldn't focus. Everyone she cared about here was going to die, she couldn't afford losing them all. This was why the cure was so precious, the thoughts on them were interfereing. This was why she had to save them. She was going to ignore the annoucement until she heard the words she thought Scout would never say.

"Spy is... Spy's better than me." He spat out, it abruptly ended there. She heard the others laughing from rooms away. The annoucer suddenly turned on again, with a little less static.

"Bacia Than, please come to my room." Spy requested, she got her shotgun.

"I swear to God if it's another French Maid outfit I'll murder him on the spot." She walked off, the others throwing fox whistles at her and she aimed he weapon at them. "Do that again and your time will be cut far shorter than the 51 hours 56 minutes and 47 seconds you have left." they all stopped and she arrived.

"Bacia, I'm glad you're here." Spy smiled and looked at Scout who was slouching over the mic.

"Why'd you call me?" She asked, her eyes glinting with distrust. Spy turned his gaze to Scout smirking.

"Scout wants to learn how to treat ladies, not girls." Bacia raised an eyebrow at this. "He wants to got out with Miss Pauline." He whispered.

"Pally!?" She busted out, lightening her mood. "It's obvious, why didn't he ask for help earlier?"

"He thought he had a long time, now just 51 hours of his precious life is left." Spy informed. "I'll help him, I just need you for the prop."

"What do I get out of this?" She asked, still wary of the offer.

"If he does something off, you get to slap him." She looked at her pale hand and smirked.

"You've got a deal."