BEEF MAN!!

HE WILL FIND YOU

AND HE WILL KILL YOU!!

HE'S IN YOUR CLOSET!!

AND HE WILL ASK

"Want some beef?"

AND IF YOU SAY "NUUUU!!" HE WILL KILL YOU!!

IF YOU SAY "YAAASSSS!!" HE WILL STILL KILL YOU!!

THE END!!

(This is what happened when I turned off my notifications today.
Minecraft + me + friend + online severs = some crazy shit)