Now when you read this, some of you may think this is made up but I assure you, this is all true. Why would I label this story time of it wasn't true? Anyways, enjoy!

It was December 21, 2015 when me, my best friend f1rehe4rt, two guys who looked like offspring from Jack Black and the centaur guy from Narnia went with my church group to a huge mall to go ice skating and shopping. Jack Black and centaur guy were both old enough to have credit cards while me and A (just gonna call f1rehe4rt that for this story) weren't even old enough to buy ice cream by ourselves (okay that's not true we were old enough to do that)

Anyways, me and A being the responsible people we are, we decided to put our full trust in Jack Black and centaur guy who we had just met that day. Smart, right?

So we get to the mall and everyone goes everywhere until the four of us are all alone. We all decided that we would go see the new Star Wars movie first in 3D since we wanted to see it. Centaur guy was nice enough to use his credit card to buy us all tickets.  (thanks centaur guy) We all go into the movie theatre and lemme tell you, never see The Force Awakens in 3D. If you do, prepare yourself for massive headaches. I mean, THINGS WERE GOING EVERYWHERE AND MOVING SO FAST AT YOU AND I'M ALL LIKE "OKAY WOAH IS THIS WHAT BEING HIGH IS LIKE" I almost threw up.

I'm getting off track, sorry.

So after the movie, we kinda had to lean against a wall to try and stop the headaches for about two minuets before Jack Black suggests that we should go buy something expensive. So what do we do? WE GO BUY A FREAKING GOLD NECKLACE THAT WE BOUGHT FOR $20 FROM THIS SHADY GUY IN A CORNER.

So responsible.

Jack Black gets all excited and says that maybe we could sell the gold necklace for a couple grand because of the gold. So we all go to like, five jewelry stores and get the clerks to check the gold necklace for FREAKING TEENAGERS. JACK BLACK AND CENTAUR GUY WERE LIKE 18 BUT THEN THERES ME AND A. WHAT???

Anyways, turns out the necklace wasn't real gold so to try and make everyone feel happy, centaur guy leads the three of us over to a balcony where Santa Clause was taking pictures with children in this giant winter wonderland that the staff built. We start waving at Santa and calling out to him but end up getting glared at Ho-Ho-Ho himself so that's when we leave in case security comes after us.

After that, we started going into different stores buying useless stuff that we'll never use again but you know what? Let's buy it anyway because yay stuff!

Mind you, this was a year ago.

The rest of the day was pretty much okay until me and A got lost in this freaking labyrinth bathroom while Jack Black and centaur guy were outside of the bathroom panicking because they thought we were kidnapped.

Don't worry, me and A made it out alive and found Jack Black and centaur guy.

An hour later and everyone from our church group met back up at the front of the mall then left.

So yeah, that was my great winter adventure!