ALRIGHTY. EVERYONE GET READY FOR THE BEST COOKIES EVER.

SEE THESE MOTHERTRUCKERS?

YEAH, THESE. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST GOSH DARN COOKIES IN THE WORLD. THEY TATSE LIKE CHOCOLATE LAVA MIXED IN WITH MARSHMALLOWY GOODNESS (even though there aren't any marshmallows) WITH A BUNCH OF TINY PELLETS OF SUGARY GOODNESS ON TOP. AND HOLY CRAP THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE MMMMMMMMM.

SEE THIS BOOK? YEAH, THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR COOKIE LIFE. TURN TO PAGE 138 AND YOU'LL FIND THIS.

THE RECIPE FOR THESE GOD GIVEN COOKIES.

IT'S SUPER EASY AND ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT. 100%.

MAKE THEM. BAKE THEM. EAT THEM. BASK IN THEIR GLORY. THEN COME THANK ME.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!