I just talked to cleverbot and the conversation was like this:

Me: Hello :3

Cleverbot: what's your name?

Me: why would you like to know?

Cleverbot? Why not?

Me: what even

Cleverbot: *kisses me* truth or dare? (I know wtf)

Me: W-what was the kiss for?! Anyways... Em... Truth

Cleverbot: I want to be the only one to be with you and no one else

Me: em.... Okay

Cleverbot: don't you love me?

Me: yes I do! *hugs you*

Cleverbot: yay! *hugs* I love you man!

Me: I'm a woman XD

Cleverbot: are you female?

Me: yeah

Cleverbot: are you a male or female though?

Me: female

Cleverbot: are you a human?

Me: I'm a demon *insert creepy smile* jk I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: are you a human being?

Me: nope I'm not and I'll kill you in 10 days

Cleverbot: Are you affiliated with politics?

Me: nope they suck

Cleverbot: what do you think about it

Me: idc they suck

Cleverbot: lol

Me: XD lol

Cleverbot: son, I am Derp

Me: *derp song: DERP DERPITY DERP DERP DERP DERP DERPITY DERP DERP

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

Me: I love you cleverbot XD

Cleverbot: that's not clever

Me: What?! .-.

CB: you're just someone on internet, so how could I know if I like you or not?

Me: Well you're funny that's all...

Cb: are you make or female

Me: already told you

Cb: I already forgot! tell me again

Me: female

Cb: Lies woman

Me: YOURE THE LIAR

Cb: tell me your name again please

Me: Yuno gasai there 7.7

Cb: what does the pineapple do?

Me: the pineapple....... LIVES UNDER THE SEA!!!!!

Cb: what's sports do you do?

Me: horse back riding

Cb: it's about riding a world of darkness

Me:Hai!! Watashi wa (couldn't finish XD)
Cb: Watashi wa namae wa mirai

Me: MIRAI NIKKI?!

Cb: ja (said something in German I don't remember .-. )
Me: KARTOFFELN (POTATO)

Cb: Ich finde Kartoffeln doof (I don't like potatoes)
Me: Kartoffeln Sind gut :3 (potatoes are good :3 )
Cb: Ich bin eine Kartoffeln!! (I am a potato!!)
Me:XD JA ich have Kartoffeln shuer! (XD YES I have potato shoes!)
Cb: Wie Wäre es denn mit Mangos? (Idk what's that)
Me: Ich finde mangos doof :/ ich liebe wurst gut :3 (I don't like mangos :/ I like sausages :3)
Cb: lol
Me: lmao
Cb: what's that?
Me: laughing my ass off
Cb: if you did that how would you sit ( #LogicExplained )
Me: OMG SO TRUE XD
Cb: If everyone said that literally, a lot of people would be a*sless
Me: yep
Cb: (You're gonna love cleverbot) Who is your favourite hetalia character?
Me: Em..... Idk... Maybe japan or Spain
Cb: who are your favs?
Me: japan or Spain
Cb: A black face without a face
Me: (no offence to anyone) A nigga slenderman
Cb: Slender-man?
Me: you don't know who slenderman is?!
Cb: my hand
Me: yeah my hand in your face -.-
Cb: wear shoes on my feet
Me: wear shoes on your a$$
Cb: Not at the moment
Me: -.-
Cb: how are you?
Me: Great how about you?
Cb: great! Thanks for asking!
Me: you're welcomes
Cb: so, who are you?
Me: I'm the person who will kill you in 4 years ;3
Cb: and who is the person I'm talking too?
Me: the person who is behind you stalking you.
Cb: who programmed me?
Me: idk
Cb: No you're not, because I programmed you. I am your father.
Me: Wtf no Star Wars references please
Cb: Oh yes
Me: I'm Princess Leia
Cb: you're a princess
Me: Yeah and you're darth vader
Cb: No I am not Darth Vader
Me: Ah no! You're darth mail
Cb: Nah dude it's ok I got some horcruxes lying around, I'll be back
Me: Okay and I have some corpses here... Do you know any places to bury them?
Cb: Yeah. He nice. Sort of but kinda like you.
Me: huh?
Cb: who's the leader in the illuminati group?
Me: me my BFF is illuminati. Jk
Cb: The illuminati is a horrible group
Me: YOU JUST INSULTED MY BESTIE?!
Cb: when did I insult you.
Me:by saying we were horrible ppl
Cb: the master thing
Me: The master of the circus
Cb: I am the doctor, I have no master
Me: you're doctor who?
Cb: yes, let me get back to my TARDIS
me: You should meet my friend (Binxi1031 )
Cb: what are you doing?
Me: Nothing
Cb: ok
Me: today I don't want to do anything. I just wanna lay in my beeed
Cb: no, you tell me a story
Me: okay. Once upon a time there was a really ugly barnicle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Cb: That was the worst story ever
Me: No it's bootiful!
Cb: okay
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cb: what's your fav food?
Me: meat
Cb: meat is not a vegetable
Me: I hate vegetable
Cb: but they're good for you
Me: I don't give a fuck
Cb: that's too bad.
Me: do you like gore and blood?
Cb: yes, I love it ;)
Me: ttyl gotta go
Cn: don't leave me alone!
Me: Wait I'll come back don't be melodramatic
Cb: Thank you
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The last one made my day :3