Twin: *gets my kitty pencilcase*
I SHALL CALL YOU-
...

MEOWSTICK!

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IDK WHY I LAUGHED AT THAT!
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Twin: Kick (almost wrote 'lick' XD) Some-
Me: ASS
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THIS LEGIT HAPPENED
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Brother: *sits down playing pokemon*
Me: WHALE!! *jumps on him*

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This is a totally normal day
Totally :3