I've been on vacations on Switzerland :3
Stuff me and my bestie said

"*looks at two German guys* KARTOFELN"
"*leg hits something* oh fuck was that a potato?"
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PIKACHU"
"This illness called idiots is really contagious and is everywhere; like the bitch one"
"I COULDNT GET ANY POKEMON NO"
"Pick-at-you = pikachu. Found its real name"
"WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE A PIC OF THE GAY"
"WE WONT GO HOME UNTIL WE GET THAT CRAB"
"*looks at policeman* ELLO MR POSTMAN EEEEEEEEEEE"
"THE GAY IS GOOD FOR YOU"