THIS TIME ON SHIT I GOTTA SCREAM ABOUT

THE ROYAL TUTOR

AN ANIME PROBABLY NONE OF YOU HAVE WATCHED

BUT IM TOTALLY INVESTED FOR SOME WEIRD REASON
ITS JUST A SLIGHTLY ABOVE ANIME

FUCK

WELL ANYWAY I GOTTA SCREAM ABOUT IT

THE NEW EPISODE HAS MADE ME WANT TO SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL BECAUSE OF THE CLIFFHANGER

LIKE SHIT

YOU GIVE THE PUREST FFFFFUCKING EPISODE IN WHICH ITS REVEALED THAT HEINE KEPT THE TOKENS THE PRINCES' GAVE HIM AND HE EXPLAINS WHY IS BECAUSE HE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEM ALOT

LIKE SHIT WHAT A DAD

AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FFFFUCING FACE AND HAVE THE NEWSPAPER UNDER HIS BED BE SEEN AND HAVE HIM BE LIKE Well I know it was the deal to keep the secret but...fUCK IT AND FFFUCKING ALMOST REVEAL HIS BACK STORY ONLY TO CUT IT THE FUCK OFF AT

"Suppose there was a criminal in the palace who was nice to your highnesses. For example, if it was me."

AND BY THIS POINT ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT SOME SHIT HAPPENED IN THE PAST SO YOU KNOW HES TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH

LIKE FROM THE VERY START THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT HEINE AND HES JUST TRYINH TO CHILL YA KNOW? GET SOME STUFF DOWN BUT THE PRINCES' aRE LIKE WE APPRECIATE YOU SO WE'RE GONNA CLEAN YOUR ROOM

AND HE FINDS IT FUCKINGN WEIRD SO THATS PRETTY DAMN SUS LIKE

THE WHAT THE FUCK FACE
DEFINES HIM IN THE EPISODE

AND THEN HOLY SHIT

THERES THIS SHOT HERE AND IM JUST

FUCK

AlSO

This picture defines how I feel at all times

like I know the context is him winking at Heine for being such a good dad-I mean-teacher but like out of context he looks ready to shoot himself and I'm just like "same"

And well that's enough of that

Tune in next time when shit is revealed

Also pls watch this it's actually pretty good
Like is you liked Ouran Highschool Host Club it has the same aesthetic and tone and it's actually pretty funny and has its gay moments and Kai is a sweet baby that must be protected also they named their white ass dog Shadow and that's just the funniest thing ever to me

Just watch it pls