It's 4 am and this is what I'm doing...so the descriptions for some anime are way too long take Yuri on Ice for example

Why such a long description? I know exactly what would be the best description.

An ice skater named Yuri Katsuki ensues in the ultimate wet dream as his idle decides to coach to help him realize how gay he truly is.

Then there's Hetalia which has way too long of a description when really the best fit would be

Casual racism.

Baccano! More like

Godfather part 4.

Oh my god what the fuck is up with the Free!'s description. I know how to shorten it up

The ultimate, quintessential, best, highly needed gay swimming anime. Also, it's now possible to fuck water.

Then we got Haikyuu.

A love-hate relationship between a bunch of gays as the ultimate, over dramatic, volleyball challenges commence.

One Piece more like

A way too fucking long show about people on a boat.

Fairy Tail what the hell thats not accurate all! It's truly,

Magically wizard shit with extra fan service.

Haha trust me all this is not needed for FMA so

Two kids fuck up and spend most of their lives trying to fix themselves. Seriously though even a kid should know not to even try to bring back the dead it's the ONE BIGGEST RULE. Oh yeah science.

Your lie in April isn't very complicated at all it's

A kid's mom died so he somehow forgot to piano until this one violin girl forces him into playing ag-uh oh she's got cancer.

Death Note doesn't need all that

A book exist that can kill anyone. Everyone is too dumb to know how to use it.

Sword Art Online isn't even a proper title!
It should be

Title: Disappointing Garbage the video game with extra nonsense

People get trapped in a game that shows that people are dicks except this show is too much of a disappointment to really care.

Thanks for listening to me do this I'm really bored goddamn.