P1: Greetings and Salutations. You a (group name)?

P2: No, I'm a Christiiiiine~

P1: oh, wanna get a slushy later?

P2: Sure! But, wait, I didn't catch your name.

P1: I didn't throw it... but it's Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done but just you wait, just you wait!

(Then they tell each other their real names)