So I heard this story on the radio. This dude was on a camping trip and woke up to a crunching noise. The crunching noise was a bear chewing his skull and crap trying to drag him away. He started to flail his arms and punch the bear. The others came and started to punch the bear and flail their arms. The bear eventually let go of the dude's head and ran away and crap. He now says he isn't scared of anything else on the trip. No one knows why he got attacked by the bear. The dude who got attacked said there might be one reason. He changed his frickin shampoo. The guy on the radio made picnic backer shampoo puns. I just thought as he attempted to make terrible puns: Maybe he was menstruating. You know, on his . Bears are attracted to that I heard. I'll never leave. Bye.