Bucky watches Steve while he gets his hair curled by Natasha. Bucky was suffering.

"You look great, babe," Steve speaks without looking up from his phone. Bucky makes a face at him.

"Almost done," Nat sighs as she moves her hair behind her shoulder.

"I had better look f****** fabulous," Bucky mutters and slouches into his seat. Steve smiles to himself.

"Sure will, babe."

Bucky sits up when Nat's done and he examines his curls, his eyes narrowed.

"Hey Steve," he says, side-eyeing him, "you remind me of my hair." He springs a curl and stares him in the eyes as Steve, rolling his eyes, takes a sip of his coffee. "Kinky and not at all straight."

Steve chokes, sputtering his coffee and spilling on himself. "And like that coffee," Bucky continues, leaning forward, "you're also bitter, but hot."

"Buck," Steve squeaks, grabbing a towel. Nat tries to hold in her laughter as she stands behind Bucky, looking proud.

"And like that towel, you're thick."

"Stop," Steve sputters, bright red. Bucky smirks as he leans back. "You're so unfair."

"Am I?" He checks with Nat, who smiles and shakes her head no. He watches Steve attempt to clean himself up again.

"You done?" Steve sits beside him, scowling. Bucky grins at him and shrugs.

"Looking pretty, uh... moist there," Bucky speaks, watching him cringe. Steve makes a face and shies away from him, groaning.

"Why must you torture me?" he complains, running his hands through his hair. "Honestly, I forgot how frustrating you could be."

"Well that's just hurtful." He pouts at him. Steve sighs and looks back to his phone, actively ignoring him. "Babe." Nothing. "Stevie. Rogers. Punk. Cap." Still, Steve doesn't look up. "Honey. Doll. Sweetheart. Darling." Steve purses his lips. "Dollface. Love muffin. Sugar." Bucky leans in close. "Dorito."

"What do you want?"

"I love you," Bucky croons. Steve rolls his eyes massively and looks at him. Bucky raises his eyebrows expectantly. Steve gives a long-suffering sigh.

"I love you too, Buck," he answers, voice monotone.

Bucky grins and wraps his arms around him. Steve shakes his head, wraps his arm around him, and shares a compilation of funny videos with him.

True love.

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So I happen to have curly hair, and this was born out of that hair joke. It was short, yes. But I liked the jokes. Especially Bucky trolling Steve the entire time. My favourite.